Almighty Video Game Designer

Chapter 486: What kind of F * cking puzzle game is this!

Translator: 549690339

The next stage was still a very strange horizontal movement style.

In front of him was a Lonely Water pipe, and in front of the water pipe was a square with a question mark.

For a moment, old P forgot about the game’s nature and went up to touch the square.

As a result, a row of motionless squares appeared above his head, and they were filled with words: You won’t die if you don’t seek death!

“F * ck! I knew it was a trap! This is Chen Mo’s scheme!”

Old P was speechless. He tried to block it a few times and finally confirmed that he couldn’t block it. If he did, he wouldn’t be able to pass!

He had no choice but to commit suicide. His IQ was 50!

The next time, old P learned his lesson and wanted to jump onto this square.

But the moment he jumped up, a man-eating flower came out of the cube and bit the protagonist’s leg.

F * ck! IQ +50!

“F * ck! It’s a conspiracy!”

Old P was speechless. After resurrecting again, he chose to feign a move first. After tricking the man-eating flower out, he stepped on the square. This time, he jumped toward the water pipe in front of him, but it actually leaked through the pipe!

The protagonist fell from the water pipe on the upper left and returned to the distance.

Old P was speechless.

But it wasn’t over yet. Just as old P wanted to jump to the square again, he found that he couldn ‘t! That was because the hidden cubes had all been activated!

And the line of words on it had changed: Even if he didn’t seek death, he would still die!

“F * ck me!”

[Resentment: +66]

Old P was simply speechless, it was impossible to guard against!

After stepping through almost all the pits that could be stepped on, old P finally came to the castle.

“Damn it, I can finally pass. I’m starting to doubt my own intelligence ...”

However, just as old P was walking towards the castle Gate without any warning, the king pushed the door open and came out. This push directly pushed old P down the cliff!

F * ck! IQ +50!

“Eh, that’s strange. I think someone knocked on the door just now?” The old king muttered to himself.

Old P almost vomited blood. What the hell was this! There was actually trouble at the last part of this level? Where was the trust between people?

Old P wasn’t discouraged. He started from the beginning and finally arrived at the right side of the castle Gate after much effort.

“Hmph, you can’t push me down again this time, can you?”

Old P confidently walked towards the castle’s main door, but the door opened again. It was still the old king. He pushed the door open and pushed old P down the cliff again!

F * ck! IQ +50!

“What the f * ck!”

Old P was dumbfounded, why didn’t he play by the rules!

Why do I always get pushed off the cliff no matter if I stand on the left or the right!

Old P didn’t understand at all. What should he do?

After the old king’s fancy display of pushing the door open, old P finally had no choice but to click on the [prompt] button on the upper right corner.

[That stupid developer is telling you that there are two ways to get a hint.]

[Intimidate: slap.] There was a simple self-portrait of Chen Mo on the left. He just had to swipe the screen to slap himself, and after a certain number of slaps, he would unlock the notification.

[Temptation: top up 1 yuan ...]

The corner of old P’s mouth twitched slightly, and he decisively chose to threaten!

Top up money? It can not be! 1 yuan was still money, not to mention, wasn’t charging money an insult to his IQ? It can’t be charged!

I must not encourage such evil practices!

He could also use this chance to give Chen Zhao a good beating!

After madly slapping Chen Mo 125 times, a notification appeared.

He pointed at the castle door with his little finger.

???

Old P was dumbfounded. What did he mean? Could it be ...

He tried to click on the castle, and the door opened ...

The door opened ...

Old P was confused in the wind!

It was a horizontal clearance game! He actually needed to do it manually!

[King: gousheng, you’ve finally come.] Recently, there are always children pranking at my door. It’s really annoying!]

[Gousheng: ... (You better not let me find out that you did it on purpose!)]

Old P almost vomited blood, Chen Mo’s game even had its own self-dissing ability! But why do I still feel like hitting you? Why?

You’re very good at taking revenge on society!

After meeting the old king, the old king gave dog feed a book.

There was a lot of key information in the book, and the last question was,””So here’s the question, who is the most handsome person in this game?”

Clearly, this was also a hurdle.

There were four options below. There were in-game character names and real life names.

Old P selected all four options with a dumbfounded expression, and the result was ... All wrong!

“What the f * ck? As expected of this game, these are definitely not the options!”

Old P opened the notification and saw that there was a new button under the [intimidate] column with an arrow pointing at Chen Mo’s avatar: [It’s him!]

Old P tried to click it, and it actually passed!

Obviously, the “most handsome person” was Chen Zhao himself!

Even the viewers in the bullet screen couldn’t stand it anymore, and all kinds of bullet comments flooded the screen.

“F * ck, I’ve never seen such a shameless person!”

“Hahahahaha, it’s actually Chen Mo himself. I knew the answer wouldn’t be simple based on the game’s nature!”

“If you play this game too much, it will affect your intelligence!”

“My brain has been led astray!”

“Hahaha, the most handsome person is the designer himself? Isn’t Chen Zhao afraid of being struck by lightning?”

……

In the game, old P found out that there were actually many wicked achievement systems in the game!

For example, the player could unlock the achievement [child prodigy: He actually passed the test with an IQ of 250? [It seems that my design is not difficult enough!]

When the player’s intelligence was reduced to a negative number, the achievement [negative IQ: How was that possible? It must be the world’s fault!]

In the ‘most handsome man’ question, the player will answer ‘the game’s designer’ to unlock the achievement [realist: In order to clear the game, I can only accept this setting ...]

This made many of the players in the bullet comments lose their jobs, because Chen Mo had done the job himself!

When the officials complained, no one else could complain!

Old P was tormented by the game to the point of death. It was as if Chen Mo had dug a hole for him in every place that looked fine, waiting for the players to jump in ...

It was useless to deliberately guard against it, it was simply impossible to guard against it!

For example, there was a level where the main character had to pick up a wing from the ground to play FlappyBird. However, if he picked it up, he could only fly to the right, and no matter how long he flew to the right, he couldn’t pass the level ...

The correct way to open it was to jump to the right side of the wing and pick up the wing. This way, he could fly to the left. After avoiding two flying salted fish and two thorny clouds, he could accurately land on the target point to pass the test.

Who the F * ck would have thought of this!

Old P was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Some levels weren’t something a normal person could come up with, and every time the main character died, his IQ would be deducted. In the last few levels, old P’s IQ had been deducted to more than-800, as if Chen Mo was mocking his own IQ ...

This feeling was very bad ...

Moreover, the game’s prompts were also very deceptive. Either you slapped 255 times or you topped up 1 yuan. And these two methods would make people feel that their intelligence was being insulted ...

“What a F * cking puzzle game! This is simply outrageous!”