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Your Da Vinci crouches on the ground, staring with wide eyes as you and that guy... clang~clang, create a cacophony of noise. Ever since you met this fellow, you've been involuntarily acting a bit... goofy.
Da Vinci decides he must educate Foodie well so that it won't become silly alongside you in the future. It looks at Foodie... only to find it fluttering its claws on the spot, following the tune's rhythm. Oh no, it's already caught the goofiness...
Da Vinci bobs its head rhythmically... thankfully, it hasn't been infected with silliness... yet.
Hehe~
A burly figure appears at the hospital entrance, about 2 meters tall, wearing a white lab coat, a white cap, a face mask, gold-rimmed glasses, brown trousers, and crocodile leather shoes.
"He's here!" Mike readies his shield and sword, adopting a charging stance.
Ming uses [Hawk Eye]to inspect:
[Evil Doctor Luca]
[Two-star King-level BOSS]
[Health: 18000]
[Physique: 180]
[Strength: 200]
[Agility: 220]
[Spirit: 100]
[Exclusive Skill: Scalpel - When using the scalpel to attack, there's a chance to trigger a critical hit, dealing 3 durability damage per Strike ]
[Exclusive Skill: Take Your Medicine - Doctor Luca diagnoses the target as sick, and they must take medicine. He offers two pills: the white one causes hallucinations for 10 seconds, and the red one induces full-body paralysis for 10 seconds. After activating the skill, he becomes invincible until the target consumes a pill. If the target doesn't choose a drug within 3 seconds, Doctor Luca performs surgery on them. Cooldown: 10 minutes]
[Exclusive Skill: Personal Prescription - Doctor Luca writes an expensive prescription for target, which they must accept. The target's gold will be permanently reduced at random increments of 1k coins. The more gold lost, the longer the pill's effect, increasing by 1 second. Cooldown: 3 minutes]
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇt[Exclusive Skill: Surgery - Active skill. Doctor Luca decides the target needs surgery. He changes into surgical attire and forcefully cuts the target's body for 10 seconds, dealing 10 durability damage per Strike with 100% accuracy. Doctor Luca is invincible during surgery. Cooldown: 10 minutes]
[Exclusive Talent: Self-Medication - Immune to poison attacks, immune to dizziness, immune to immobilization]
[Exclusive Talent: Lethal Strike ]
"..."
[Weakness: Recommended multi-person attack, advised snatching the scalpel...]
"Be careful."
Ming pats Mike's shoulder, thinking that this King-level skill set is too ruthless, full of must-hit skills, and can even cause monetary losses. There has to be a strategy...
"Come at me!" Mike roars at Zombie Luca, charging forward with a grin, "Don't worry, I've learned the Taunt skill!"
"..."
Ming is taken aback, but I haven't figured out how to fight yet~.
You don't have to use Taunt like that!
As expected, the Taunt skill is quite effective. Zombie Luca, initially targeting Ming, turns his head toward Mike, extends both hands and activates the [Take Your Medicine] skill. A white pill in his left palm, a red pill in his right, and a faint orange glow surround him – invincible!
Mike is now immobilized, only able to move his hands as he yells, "What should I do?"
"Pick one! Quick!" Ming shouts, aiming the shotgun, ready to fire.
If Mike doesn't take a pill within 3 seconds, Zombie Luca will perform surgery, and it's game over!
Mike immediately grabs the white pill, pops it into his mouth, and Zombie Luca's invincibility is lifted.
Ming rushes forward, kicks the hallucinating Mike aside to avoid further pursuit from Luca, and raises the gun, firing at the zombie. Bang! Bang! Bang! Causing armor-breaking damage to its blood bar!
[Your Da Vinci, seeing the newly appeared zombie's attire, recalls the nurse's outfit it had collected earlier. It nudges Foodie and suggests getting a matching couple's outfit for Ming and Jessica...]
[Foodie agrees and, with a fighting spirit, dashes forward. It uses its collection ability on Zombie Luca's scalpel, hat, coat, and shoes... Task complete! It returns to Da Vinci's side; the job is done.]
[Da Vinci pats Foodie, "You're awesome!"]
Hehe~
Meanwhile, Zombie Luca takes a piece of paper and uses the [Personal Prescription] skill on Ming. A report instantly appears in Ming's hand, followed by an announcement: Your 1251 gold coin has disappeared.
"..."
Damn it! Instantly lost a thousand gold coins.
At this point, Mike, who has been kicked aside, lunges at Zombie Luca with a lewd grin, "Hey, gorgeous~ Let me hug you~."
"..."
Ming is taken aback as the hallucinogenic effect of the white pill kicks in. But Mike, your hallucination is a bit indecent, isn't it?
Zombie Luca suddenly dons surgical attire and initiates the [Surgical Procedure] skill on Mike. However, since Foodie has already collected the scalpel, Zombie Luca can only use his hands to make cutting motions around Mike's Chest ...
At the same time, Mike also puts his hands on Zombie Luca's chest, feeling around mischievously while chuckling, "Babe, why do you have chest hair?"
"..."
Standing to the side, Ming is dumbfounded. They've been killing zombies for so long, but never have they seen such a harmonious scene. Mike has managed to achieve this and do it exceptionally well...
[Your froglets are stunned by the scene before them, staring wide-eyed at the human-zombie interaction. Da Vinci covers Foodie's eyes... You're too young to see this...]
[Foodie, peering through the gaps between Da Vinci's claws, is fascinated by the scene before them... How heartwarming...]
[Your Da Vinci looks at you, thinking you should learn from Mike and be more proactive...]
"..."
Ming can't interrupt the harmonious scene between Mike and Zombie Luca, especially since Luca is in an invincible state while performing surgery.
Follow on Novᴇl-Onlinᴇ.cᴏmSo, he takes out a steel plate and surrounds Zombie Luca on three sides. Mike is still undergoing surgery on the fourth side, so Ming can't pull him away; they can only wait for the interaction to end.
At this point, Mike opens his eyes, and Seeing that his hands are on a zombie, he glances at Ming and then at the zombie touching him. Turning to the smiling Ming, he says, "Isn't my Taunt skill amazing?"
"..."
Ming is dumbfounded. Damn it! You don't know what you've been doing yourself, do you?
Afterward, Mike disengages from Luca and sits on a flowerbed nearby, trying to compose himself...
Ming traps Zombie Luca in a well-made steel plate, then hands Mike a stack of spiked cards, "Your zombie, you deal with it yourself~."
"..."
Mike stands up and tosses the stack of spiked cards into the golden well, listening to the crackling noises from within. Subconsciously, he touches his body and takes a deep breath, thinking about going home and taking a shower...
[Global Broadcast: Congratulations to survivor Mike for achieving a five-star completion of the personal random copy. The fog in his district has cleared by 0.2%]
[The map he has completed will descend upon various districts, becoming a personal experience copy]
[...]
"..."
Upon hearing his name broadcast globally, Mike doesn't feel as thrilled as he thought. He looks at Sunglasses Man, "Please, do me a favor and don't tell anyone about what happened today..."
Ming pretends to maintain a poker face, "Don't worry, I won't say a word."
"Thanks~"
"Don't sweat it. It's not a big deal."
"..."
Mike hangs his head again, unable to feel happy even as two beams of golden light rise from within the well. Touching a zombie himself is a bit embarrassing...
Being touched by a zombie...is utterly humiliating!