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2168 Tyrannical Song answering questions in real time

“What? How does this have anything to do with me?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said in confusion.

After Young Master Phoenix Slayer finished clawing the door, rolling on the ground, and beating the Doudou-shaped sandbag, he began chatting on his computer seriously. “The fellow daoist above is full of shiet.”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “[Song Shuhang Spiral Ascension Emote] Now I’m in a complicated mood.”

Dongfang Snow: “Six, why are you in a complicated mood?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber quickly replied, “That’s because Goddess Six is the saintess of a demonic sect.”

Emperor Hezhi was an inspirational figure among demonic sects all over the universe. Now that she was seeing little friend Song hold a speech with Demon Emperor Hezhi’s face, Fairy Dongfang Six naturally felt a bundle of complex emotions.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Goddess Six?”

Stressed by Spirit Butterfly Island (Soft Feather): “I’m guessing that Senior Thrice Reckless is referring to Drive Goddess Dongfang Six.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Correct, [Soft Feather Salute Emote].”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “…”

She silently took out her phone, clicked on the world map within the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and input the keywords “Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s cave abode” in the search bar.

Soon, about ten kilometers away from her location, she found the villa-shaped immortal cave of Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.

Fairy Dongfang Six set this small immortal cave as her destination and started heading over.

After that, she took a screenshot and sent the photo to the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Fairy Dongfang Six replied, “Getting ready to go. My destination is Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s Immortal Cave No. 33. The distance is about 11.3 kilometers, and it’ll take me about five minutes to get there. I’ll watch the Profound Sage Speech while heading to Thrice Reckless’s place. Please wish me a safe journey. [Song Shuhang Falling From the Sky and Screaming Emote].”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “()”

“Six, be merciful. The people living in the proximity of the road leading to Thrice Reckless’ immortal cave are innocent. Make sure to not hit any passers-by. Don’t let those people suffer because of Thrice Reckless.” Fairy Dongfang Snow comforted.

Fairy Dongfang Six: “…”

Silly Snow, we even have the same surname. Why must you rend my heart like this?

Su Clan’s Seven replied, “There’s no need to be in such a rush, Six. Just wait for me to get there. I’ll beat Thrice Reckless up and tie him up for you.”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “Deal!”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “I have a suggestion. Let’s make a small script that will automatically mute Thrice Reckless every time he types more than ten words in a row in the group.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

“Good idea.” Venerable Yellow Mountain said, “Once this script is finished, I will add Thrice Reckless and Copper Trigram to its target list.”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “(_)”

“You just shot yourself in the foot.” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator took a sip of his tea. Seeing the shady fortune teller suffer, he felt refreshed both physically and mentally.

On the platform of the Profound Sage Speech.

“It was just a joke. Let’s begin with the real speech,” Song Shuhang said seriously.

He then began to create an atmosphere appropriate for the speech.

White lotus flowers bloomed in the air thanks to his Lotus Blossoming Tongue.

And right under where he was seated appeared a gigantic black lotus, courtesy of his Lotus Blossoming Steps.

A magnificent and radiant light of virtue burst out from his body. Under the gaze of the people across the universe, the light of virtue transformed into a beautiful lamia.

The virtuous lamia embraced the world with her arms. The dazzling light radiating from her body nearly blinded the eyes of those who were watching her.

[Why does Demon Emperor Hezhi possess such a magnificent power of virtue?]

[Wait… Why does that lamia look so familiar?]

[Eh? The appearance of that virtuous woman… Isn’t that the Virtuous Empress of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song?]

[Wait.Tyrannical Demon?]

[Ack! I feel the need to meditate! I’m going into seclusion!!!]

[Maybe it’s just a coincidence. This light of virtue seems to be slightly different from the Virtuous Empress. The empress was majestic, while this lamia looks very charming. It might be of another species.]

[Don’t fear, this is definitely Demon Emperor Hezhi and not Tyrannical Song. The Profound Sage Speech forces a practitioner to show their true face. Even if it was Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, he could not possibly fake his appearance during the Divinity Show. This is an iron rule that no one can change.]

It was already too late for them to go into seclusion. As the Profound Sage Speech had officially started, they had missed the window where they could do so and still listen to the speech later.

Song Shuhang said slowly, “I don’t know how people approached this task in the past, but I plan to use a brand-new method today.”

While he was speaking, his left eye began to light up.

Practitioners across the universe immediately recognized this light.

[The Scholarly Sage’s eye!!!]

A demonic voice seemed to echo in the minds of all the practitioners.

“What is filial piety?”

“What is love?”

“Do you know the greatness of maternal love?”

This was an auditory hallucination, but it felt very real

How could Demon Emperor Hezhi have the Scholarly Sage’s eye?

Why did he possess such an enormous power of virtue?

As soon as the Sage Name “Tyrannical Demon” appeared on the screen, they should have packed it up!

Practitioners across the universe regretted not turning off the broadcast when they had the chance.

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However, the light of the Impregnating Gaze and the pain of childbirth they expected did not come.

The light radiating from the left eye of Demon Emperor Hezhi had nothing to do with the Impregnating Gaze.

The light created a “link”, and through the Profound Sage Speech, every practitioner who was watching felt connected with “Demon Emperor Hezhi.”

During the Profound Sage Speech, some of the Profound Sage’s abilities would be amplified by the Heaven’s Will.

Something similar happened when Song Shuhang delivered his infamous speech as “Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar.” He had used the Scholarly Sage’s eye to cast the Impregnating Gaze, and even most Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcenders fell victim to its power This was due to the amplification provided by the Profound Sage Speech.

Shuhang said softly, “Great. I was able to establish a connection through the Profound Sage Speech. I’m done with the preparations.”

His voice was very gentle, which caused the uneasy practitioners to calm down.

“Next, on to the next stage.” Song Shuhang reached out and summoned a small metal cube.

This was a treasure he got after winning his bet with the three-eyed young man in his dream, the Real-Time Question Answering AI. At first, he thought that it was nothing but a dream, but the two treasures had actually appeared in his hands!

This AI was connected to a clone of the three-eyed young man, which also acted as its database.

This was the bold solution Shuhang came up with to deal with the speech. In short, “Tyrannical Song” would be answering questions in real time.

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However, before the speech, there was one more thing he wanted to do.

He wanted to say hello to the real Demon Emperor Hezhi and thank him for the Tribulation Transcender energy that he sent his way. Song Shuhang’s memories were being restored in the same order as he lost them.