DOOMED TO BE A VILLAIN

In the split second when the truck had whizzed past him and gone on to collide with the hurrying man, Davies had managed to get a glimpse at the inside of the vehicle, and to his utmost shock, nobody was driving the damn truck!

'Did truck-kun just isekai somebody in front of me?' he thought with the most complicated expression on his face as he stood, frozen in shock.

[Who knew isekai was real?] Miya said with a disbelieving tone.

'Oi, are you an idiot?' Davies asked incredulously.

[Hey!]

'Someone being hit by an empty white truck doesn't mean the person gets isekai…'

'... and as for if isekai is real, I am a living example of that in case you haven't noticed till now,' he said scornfully.

[Hmmm mmm] Miya showed her disagreement, and Davies could almost imagine her shaking her head in disagreement.

[Being hit by the great and mighty truck-kun guarantees an isekai]

[Also you weren't isekai'd by truck-kun, so you should be probably somewhere in the category of reincarnators] Miya debated.

'...'

'... well, I was killed by a Nokia 3310, so I'm pretty sure it counts as an isekai,' Davies argued.

[Pffffttttt- hahahahaha] Miya tried to hold in her laughter but failed woefully, and soon the echoes of her laughter rang annoyingly loud inside Davies's head.

[haha, I don't know why, but every time I remember that your first death was because of a Nokia, I can't stop laughing] Miya said in between laughs.

'Tch…' Davies clicked his tongue in annoyance and continued towards the car, no longer interested in the man that had just gotten taken out by the truck.

Even though he had found the man a bit familiar, his interest had long waned as he had no reason to care about the dead, more especially a dead person that he wasn't able to recognize at first glance.

Even if he recognized him and the guy happened to be by some stroke of magical luck, still alive, he still would do nothing, and live him there to die, unless an ambulance could by some magical miracle come to his aid in time.

After all, he couldn't have the luxurious handmade leather seats of his car stained with peasant blood.

He continued walking until he reached the car, opened it, and sat inside, not paying any attention to the commotion occurring because of our just isekai'd friend.

'Now what am I gonna be doing for the next two hours?' he asked himself internally, his thoughts running helter-skelter trying to think up a means of entertainment.

He didn't want to have to go back to the Imperium building as that was just more trouble than it was worth, and if went to his house instead, he'd just end up sleeping and missing "dessert".

Going to a gate was a no-go for now. Who knew what type of game fate would play this time, he may not be able to get out for a month this time, and he couldn't afford to be caught lacking when there was already a fated protagonist with a system and seemingly limitless potential for development.

About the limitless potential for development, though he wasn't told by anyone, it was something every fated protagonist was privy to. They were destined to cover the sky with one hand and have the whole universe and beyond in their arms.

This line of thought did beg a question though. Since this world was destined to have more than one fated protagonist, which one of them was the one that would rise to the highest peak among all the fated protagonists?

Of course, with him in the way he would make sure none of them survived to tell the tale of how they almost covered the sky with their palm.

[Hear me, you will forever remember this day as the day you almost, caught Captain Jack Sparrow… wait wrong movie] Miya butted in but Davies ignored her and continued thinking.

There also had to be some badass villains like him out there… though none of them probably had a system. The point was, it was pretty illogical for a world as vast as this one to only have him as the villain of the story.

He'd have to find them and pit them against the fated protagonists while he reaped the benefits and when he had squeezed both of them completely of their benefits, he'd kill all of them.

[The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind] Miya chimed in again speaking proverbs like a wise person.

'Miya,' Davies called.

[What?]

'Shut up,' Davies said coolly, his calm attitude infuriating Miya more than his words. If she had a physical face, it'd be red with fury right now, but she ended up saying nothing and staying silent like she was asked.

'Now, back to what I was thinking, what am I going to be doing for the next two hours?' he went back to thinking about how he would spend his time, but then he suddenly got a brainwave of ideas.

'... Wait, why do I even have to wait two hours?'

'Can't I just buy the restaurant and tell her to get off work?'

'Or I could-'

[Or you could use this time to check on glasses girl in the hospital] Miya interjected before he thought up something even crazier than buying a restaurant just because he wanted to sleep with a waitress two hours earlier.

'...'

'... That's actually a good idea,' After a slight pause Davies replied with a shocked look on his face as he chuckled lightly.

[Oi! Why does your tone sound so surprised at me giving you a good idea] Miya squealed at Davies, but in response, Davies had a mocking smile on his face as he asked,

'Do you really wanna know?'

[...]

[I give good ideas, okay!] Miya said loudly but didn't say anything else, otherwise, Davies might tear her up with his words.

"I wonder if she's woken up?" Davies said smilingly as he pushed the start button of the car and the car came to life with a low hum.

[So what if she has?]

"Well then, she's probably missing me, her 'knight in shining armor'," Davies replied with a smile as he thought of going to visit his new pet.

[You're unreal]