Debuff Master

Chapter 301

The Tree of Love was a seventy-meter-tall maple tree with heart-shaped leaves that created a heart-shaped shadow on the ground. The tree was lush all year round, symbolizing a love that would never wither, and there was a seven hundred square meter luxury room located deep within its trunk.

“…”

“…”

Siegfried and Brunhilde were by themselves on a bed that was large enough to fit ten people.

Badump! Badump! Badump!

Gulp…!

The only sound they could hear in the room was the sound of their hearts beating wildly like a drum…

‘Ah… W-What should I do?’

‘T-t-this is so embarrassing!’

Both Siegfried and Brunhilde had never dated—no, forget about dating; they had never even held the opposite gender’s hand in their lifetime, so their first night together was bound to be awkward.

‘Damn… This is so awkward… It’s too awkward!’ Siegfried found this situation he was in to be extremely uncomfortable. He had no idea what he should do or how to break the ice between them.

It was as if his head had turned into a white blank canvas.

“Uhm…”

Fortunately, Brunhilde broke the silence first.

“Siegfried-nim… I mean, darling?”

“D-D-D-Darling?!”

“Because we’re married now… Hehehe…” Brunhilde replied with her head down and her cheeks flushed from embarrassment. It went without saying that Siegfried’s face was flushed red as well.

“Should I… wash up first?” she asked.

“W-Wash?!”

“We need to shower before going to bed, so…” she replied while thinking, ‘I have to show him that I’m a very neat and tidy woman…!’

“Y-Yes! Please go ahead and shower first!” he exclaimed.

“Yes!” she shouted before grabbing a towel and running off to the bathroom.

“Phew…” Siegfried let out a sigh of relief after finally being alone.

Then, he took out the small chest Deus gave him and opened it, “But what is this? I wonder what master gave me…”

“It’s a medicine overflowing with a tiger’s energy.”

“A tiger’s energy?”

“You’ll know when you consume it, so make sure you take it after your wedding.”

The wooden chest contained a small pill.

“Is it some sort of herbal medicine like the Uhwang Cheong Sim Hwan[1]?”

Siegfried muttered a bunch of nonsense before flashing his Rune of Insight on the pill Deus gave.

[Powergra]

[A medicine containing a tiger’s energy.]

[It is rumored that countries once waged war to get their hands on this medicine.]

[Anyone that consumes this medicine will obtain permanent power.]

“Pow… Powergra…? Don’t tell me, this is something like Viagra…?” Siegfried muttered as he recalled a medicine back in reality that had a similar name.

However, the Powergra and that medicine were completely different.

How?

The Powergra gave permanent power, just like a dragon’s heart.

“Oh, is this an elixir? Does it permanently increase my mana, then? Or maybe it increases either my HP or Stamina instead?”

Siegfried was curious about the Powergra’s effect.

“Master gave this, so I’m certain it’s something good.”

He had not even a sliver of doubt toward Deus, so he did not suspect or doubt the medicine at all. Deus was a perfectionist who only used the best of things, so this Powergra was definitely going to be an extremely valuable treasure.

“Let’s try eating it now.”

He threw the pill in his mouth and drank a cup of water to wash it down.

[Alert: You have consumed Powergra!]

[Alert: Your Stamina has permanently increased by 5,000!]

Shockingly, his stamina increased by five thousand from consuming the Powergra.

“I don’t think I’ll get tired even if I fight the whole day with this many Stamina points…”

BNW had a Stamina System that prevented Adventurers from fighting all the time, but possessing higher Stamina allowed an Adventurer to fight longer compared to others.

“As expected, there was no way Master would give me something useless. Haha!”

Siegfried was extremely satisfied with the gift, and he let out a hearty laugh before plopping down on the bed.

Twenty minutes later…

Shwaak!

Brunhilde emerged from the bathroom with only a large towel covering her body.

‘Heok! Awesome…!’

Siegfried was stunned. His heart almost stopped after seeing her figure. Her voluptuous body, coupled with her wet hair, made every cell in his body come to life.

“I’ll go wash now!” Siegfried exclaimed as he rushed into the bathroom and locked the door.

Badump! Badump! Badump!

.

His heart was beating wildly as if it were about to explode at any second.

***

After showering, Siegfried stood in front of the toilet bowl to urinate.

“Hmm… Did they really have to recreate this part? Why do I have to pee in a game?”

He was distracted by various useless thoughts while peeing. BNW was a game that placed great importance on realism, and an Adventurer had to urinate at least once every twelve hours in the game. Not only that, there were cases where Adventurers would have to defecate or suffer from food poisoning if they were to overeat as well.

‘Geez… This game is too realistic for its own good…’

Siegfried urinated while grumbling toward the developer of BNW, Hive Games Entertainment.

Shwaaa! Shwaaa!

Crack…!

The toilet bowl, crafted out of the finest porcelain, started showing cracks.

“W-What the hell?!” Siegfried cried out after noticing the change in his body.

Shwaaaaa!

His water pressure was completely different from before, and it resembled more like a water cannon.

Of course, the hose where the water was gushing out from was not that big, so the water stream was not that big as well, but its small size was completely made up by its power.

The water pressure was like a laser cutting machine that used pressurized water to cut through metal, and it was so powerful that…

Clang!

The toilet bowl shattered into pieces.

“W-What the hell is this?! It wasn’t like this before!” Siegfried screamed in horror at his water pressure.

Ding!

A message popped up in front of his eyes.

[Alert: Your Sex Stamina has reached MAX Level after consuming Powergra!]

[Alert: Time to be proud of your asset!]

That wasn’t the only message.

[Alert: You have obtained a new title!]

He obtained a new title.

[Alert: You have obtained the title King of Fertility!]

[Alert: You have obtained the title Byeon Kang-Soe[2]!]

The titles’ effects were extremely good.

[King of Fertility]

[A title given to those that possess more than a certain Sex Stamina.]

[Type: Title]

[Rating: Unique]

[Effect: +74% chance to impregnate while playing mom and dad.]

[Byeon Kang-Soe]

[A title only given to those with MAX Level in Sex Stamina.]

[This is an honorable title.]

[Type: Title]

[Rating: Unique]

[Effect: +500% respect from male NPCs]

Both titles’ effects were extremely good, but the problem was their names…

“Ah…” Siegfried could not help but despair after seeing his new titles. Seggs Stamina King was already bad enough, but obtaining King of Fertility and Byeon Kang-Soe was just…

He was glad that he gained five thousand additional Stamina, which was an extremely important stat in the game, but he could not help but curse the fact that he had to carry around two more embarrassing titles with him.

“His capsule probably smells like chestnut flowers. He probably jizzes inside his capsule a few times a day, considering his title.”

“I didn’t expect that someone would be that dedicated to adult content. Wow… He must be such a loser in real life he comes to a game to come, get it? Tsk, tsk…”

“Hey, bro! You’re going to get mummified at this rate! Slow down! Kekeke!”

“What a fucking pervert…”

“Disgusting…”

Siegfried had flashbacks of the eyes filled with contempt glaring at him.

“My luck… What is it with my rotten luck…”

He lamented his cursed luck, but that didn’t last long.

Wooong!

A surge of hot energy ran wild in his lower abdomen.

[Alert: Status Ailment!]

[Alert: You have been afflicted with Sex Stamina Overload!]

[Alert: It will be difficult to control your character!]

[Alert: Adult content has been unlocked!]

[Alert: Your character will permanently lose stat points if you fail to immerse in adult content within five minutes!]

‘W-What the fuck is this?!’ Siegfried was flabbergasted at the sudden string of messages.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the end of his problems.

‘D-Don’t..! Stop..!’

His character, Siegfried van Proa, started moving against the will of the player, Han Tae-Sung

Bam!

Siegfried van Proa kicked the bathroom door down, and the door obviously shattered into pieces.

“D-Darling! Run!” he shouted whilst losing complete control over his character.

“You need to run… keuk…! Now! Run away! Hurry!”

“What’s going on? W-Why are you completely naked…?”

Siegfried van Proa was currently completely naked, without a single strand of linen covering his body.

Badump! Badump! Badump!

Siegfried van Proa’s raging muscle started to squirm and throb to life.

Pawooooooo!

And it rose up like a Wooly Mammoth asserting its dominance over its territory with a cry.

“H-Hurry… Keuk! Run… if not…”

“Darling!”

“Keuk…! R-Run away… I can’t hold it in much…”

Han Tae-Sung tried his best to regain control over his character, but…

[Alert: You have completely lost control over your character!]

Right after that message popped up in front of his eyes…

“Aaaaaaah!”

Siegfried van Proa charged toward the bed like an angry beast.

***

“D-Darling!”

Brunhilde was shocked at Siegfried’s sudden shift in personality.

An animal—no, a beast was more appropriate to describe him right now. He was charging at her like an enraged beast, and his naked body made him truly resemble a beast.

It would be a lie to say that Brunhile wasn’t scared, but she had clearly misunderstood what was going on at the moment.

‘Ah! To think that he wanted me this much! How difficult must it have been holding it in all this time? He has been holding it in for me!’

She completely misread and misunderstood the reason behind his transformation into a beast, and she thought that his passionate lust had finally exploded after holding it in for so long.

‘I’m so happy!’

Brunhilde was actually overjoyed after seeing Siegfried turn into a beast, and she started to match the beast’s movement to the best of her ability.

***

It was late at night, but a hot, steamy storm was brewing within the Tree of Love.

Grrr! Rawr!

Thud! Creak! Thud!

Bam! Bam!

Schlick! Schlick!

Boom! Boom!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Puuuuk! Puuuk! Puuuuk!

The beast with the name Siegfried van Proa completely ravaged Brunhilde as if it was dead-set on ripping her body apart. However, that lasted only for quite a while before the beast’s body unleashed steam while they were still playing mom and dad.

[Alert: You have recovered from Sex Stamina Overload!]

[Alert: You have regained control over your character!]

Han Tae-Sung finally regained control of his character, the beast, Siegfried van Proa. However, the water was already spilled, and their bodies were already intertwined by the time he regained control.

“I… love… ah! you! Hold me more, darling!”

“…!”

“Ah!”

Unfortunately, Siegfried had no idea what he had to do now that the status ailment was lifted.

‘W-What should I do now?!’

While he was at a complete loss on what to do…

[Alert: Shimiken’s Aura has been unleashed!]

[Alert: All sixty-nine skills are now available during the duration of the adult content!]

The skill book that gave Siegfried the title Seggs Stamina King—Shimiken’s Finishing Moves—unleashed the full extent of its abilities to assist him from this pinch.

1. Translated it’s Yellow Cow Clear Heart Pill. I decided to go with the Romanized Korean version since the literal translation doesn’t make sense. This is a traditional herbal medicine used to calm nerves down, but it has side effects for certain people, so it should be taken with caution. More info here: ????

2. An old and possibly one of the first Korean corn movies. I asked the internet, okay, just to be clear. ????