Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World-Novel

Chapter 287 – Florida Man Shuns Celeb's Marriage Proposal, Claims Affection for 2D Vtuber over 3D Pigs

"Hah…"

Leo grumbled on the bed. He then gazed at the quest menu to check the progress.

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Entity Fate Crystal Quest – Phase 4/13

Mission Objectives: Complete 10 tasks to complete this phase.

Phase Completion Rewards: 500,000 Years of Lifespan, One Selectable SR Building, Increase the Shopping Mall's max level to 20, Increase the Sub-Building's Max Level to 20

Phase Three Tasks (7/10 Completed) - Get married (0/1)

- Complete monthly PVP three times (1/3)

- Complete mystic realm expedition three times (2/3)

- Top-Up one time (Done)

- Obtain two true earth fate crystal (Done)

- Defeat 100 deities (Done)

- Upgrade shopping mall to level 17 (Done)

- Spend at least 1,000,000 years of lifespan system items (Done)

- Manufacture at least 2,000 weapons using strategic resources. (Done)

- Attain the strength of entity realm or higher. (Done)

*For every completed task, you will receive one Lucky Draw (Building), and one Lucky Draw (Automaton).

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The fourth phase reached the bottleneck because of the monthly PVP and the expedition requirement. It would take 2 or 3 more months to complete it all.

In addition, the quest reminded Leo that he hadn't used the PVP mode for a long time. It had been months since he last visited the Fate Stadium.

Leo wanted to get up, but he soon fell asleep because of the mental exhaustion.

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'After the wedding, I guess. Come to think of it, I need to talk to Esen about the wedding arrangement.'

Leo wanted to get up, but he soon fell asleep because of the mental exhaustion.

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Meanwhile, Esen and Ivy returned home with a herd of perverted bulls. They brought them to the agricultural world and shoved the responsibility to Sierra.

Esen approached the Minotaur woman and chatted with her.

"I've brought something you will surely love, cow tits. Look at these stupid pervert bulls. I got them from the Joyous Yin-Yang Sect whatsoever!"

Esen expected a reaction from the pervert Minotaur woman. After all, this woman had been harassing her husband and seducing him for a while. Distracting this woman away from Leo was her idea.

Sierra was confused at first. When the bulls arrived, her expression changed. She knew what they were.

Instead of being delighted, she complained.

"How unsightly. I can't believe we originate from the same species… Anyway, thank you for your contribution, my lady. I won't be raising them here. This inferior subspecies is best on the grill. Breeding them is a waste of space and time."

Esen was taken aback, "I thought you would treasure your comrades."

"What comrade? I'm civilized a Tauron, not some horny bulls or cows. They are not qualified to grant me seeds. The only one capable of doing so is obviously master."

"…Do you have any idea what you're talking about?" Esen's face twitched. She couldn't believe that the woman had the balls to express her true desire in front of her face.

"Of course. I wish Master could milk me. When I'm in season, I wish he could breed me."

Esen's expression turned dark. She let out a long sigh and looked at Ivy.

"Can we convince my husband to kill this cow?"

Ivy shook her head, "I'm afraid we should not. The Lord has been busy these days, and he needs every help he can get. Personal vendetta is out of the question, Your Majesty."

"Are you even on my side?!" Esen pouted.

"I'm on your side. However, it's up to you to convince the lord yourself," Ivy leaned over and whispered, sending a sound transmission to her master's mind. "Just make sure you keep him occupied at night every day. As long as he's happy in bed, he won't have enough time to look at other women."

Hearing the piece of advice, Esen smirked. She laughed at Sierra, "Too bad for you. That's an impossible wish! I'll make sure he won't even have a drop of seed left when you're in season!"

Sierra gazed at Esen with her usual dull expression, "Then, I wish you take care of your body, my lady. I really hope you know what you're getting yourself into."

"Ha! You don't even need to warn me! I'll show you how it's done!"

Esen laughed and led Ivy out of the agriculture realm. ɴᴇᴡ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴏɴ (F)ir????

After Esen and Ivy had left, Sierra snickered and secretly mocked Esen.

"Satisfying a transcended being? You will need to please him at least 4 billion times per second, my lady. His vigor is limitless, but your stamina will run out first."

Unfortunately for Esen, she couldn't hear Sierra's advice. The divine elf princess paraded to the motorhome, where she and Leo usually spent their nights.

But upon entering the bus, Esen and Ivy found Beatrice and Marc. In the death knight's arms, there was a brown baby.

Esen and Ivy gave Beatrice a weird look. They swept their gazes over Marc for a moment before they uttered in unison.

"Is that yours?"

Marc repeatedly shook his head, "O-Of course not!!"

Esen and Ivy looked at Beatrice next. They widened their eyes, "Then, who is the father, Beatrice?!"

Beatrice slightly shook her head. She was also puzzled, "The lord, maybe?"

"HAH?!"

Esen almost fainted from shock. On the other hand, Ivy raised her eyebrows as she had a funny feeling about this baby boy. Preventing the misunderstanding from escalating, Ivy tried to clarify things.

"First off, Beatrice. This is not your child, correct?"

Beatrice nodded. She also let out a long sigh of relief because of Ivy's quick thinking. Still, Esen hadn't recovered from the shock.

Ivy asked for more input, "Is he the lord's biological child?"

Beatrice shook her head, "Maybe, or maybe not. He smells like the lord, but he doesn't have his blood. It feels like he's a distant cousin or something."

"I see. Did you hear that, Your Majesty?" Ivy smiled and looked at Esen.

Meanwhile, Esen ignored the group. She stomped toward Leo's bedroom and got inside. When she discovered him sleeping soundly, Esen delivered a body-press like a professional wrestler. However, she ended up hurting herself doing the deed.

The impact was enough to wake up Leo. He sat up and stared at his weirdo wife, "What are you doing?"

Esen, in frustration, jumped back on the bed and sat on top of him. She took off her clothes and yelled.

"GIVE ME A BABY!!"

"WHAT?!" Leo was confused.

"SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A BABY!!"

"HAH?!"

Esen pushed Leo down on the bed. Even though she didn't have enough strength to make him budge, Leo allowed himself to fall back into the bed.

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Ivy, Beatrice, and Marc sneaked into the room later and discovered their lords. They silently left them alone.

Marc's face was so red that white smoke came out from his ears. Ivy held back her laughter while Beatrice was as expressionless as ever.

When Ivy noticed Marc's expression, she teased him.

"Was it too stimulating for you, little boy?"

Marc pouted, "Who are you calling a boy?! I'm old enough to be an adult!"

"Hehehe. But you've been sneaking glances at your sister, didn't you?"

"W-WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

Marc got so flustered that he waved his hands and arms. Despite the rejection, he glanced at Beatrice's face again.

Beatrice also noticed her brother's eyes. She let out a long sigh, "I also think it's about time for you to find a good wife. How about it, Marc? Ivy has been with us for over 10,000 years. Will you consider her as a prospect?"

"W-What are you talking about?!" Marc was even more confused.

Ivy was surprised at first. But she teased him again, "My, my. I didn't know that you fancied me. Well, if you don't mind an arch lich hag like me, I'll do my very best to please our little Dullahan."

Marc screamed in embarrassment and sprinted out of the bus. Ivy heartily giggled while Beatrice revealed a faint smile.

After Marc was gone, Beatrice stopped smiling. She asked Ivy in a serious tone.

"I was serious, though. Will you consider my brother, Ivy?"

Ivy snorted, "He likes you, though."

Beatrice rolled her eyes, "He's my brother."

"I know. But shouldn't you be clear about his feelings?"

"If I do, he will break. It's better to let another woman win his heart. That way, he can forget about this sinful thought."

"…True. But why me, though?"

"How long are you going to remain single? Another 10,000 years?"

"…"

Ivy rubbed her chin. She started thinking about her love life. When she thought about it, no one but Marc's face came to her mind.

"Tsk. I'm out of options. Fine, I'll take whoever wants me."

"Good choice!" Beatrice grinned.

"What about you?! You're as old as I am. How are you going to find your mate?"

Beatrice finally showed her proud smile. She then revealed a shocking piece of information.

"I have a prospect in my mind."

"WOW! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?! WHO IS IT?!"

"Hmm. It's someone stoic and funny. I won't tell you who."

"TELL ME MORE! I NEED TO KNOW NOW!!"

"That's a secret."

Ivy's laughter echoed throughout the bus while other molgs and former undead warriors in the bus lobby silently eavesdropped on their conversation.

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Meanwhile, in a small house, a certain alchemist was busy watching a VTuber video and cried. Wu Buyi lamented.

"Why do you have to graduate Coco?! You were so bright! How dare those people bully you into quitting?! The world you're in is not fair-ACHOO!!"

While crying, Wu Buyi sneezed. His boogers and snot drenched the phone.

"FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! MY PRECIOUS PHONE! NOOOOO!!"

He took off his shirt and wiped the phone in panic. But while doing it, he sneezed again.

"AAAACHOOOOOO!! GOD DAMMIT! WHO'S BADMOUTHING ME?!"