I Started To Gain Sentience In An Eroge-Novel

Good.

Those on the toilet, remember to flush and clean your asses clean. To be fair, I would like to understand the need for that someday.

Those on the bed, it is good you are already comfortable. I envy you.

If you are still here, I guess you are interested in my life, then?

So let me first brief you through the first part, just in case. Don't want you people to get bored because you are the only ones that would listen to me. It is hard to find listeners in my world, after all. My people are all crazies. However, be sure to remember that even I do not know a lot about the world I am in, the author himself is still thinking of what is coming next. If there is a hole in the logic, well, it is because the author could not think of that. Forgive him, people. Honestly, he is my creator, somewhat like a father to me, pay him some respects, please?

*Ehem!*

Okay, back to the main thing.

There is nothing that can be explained. If you are looking for anything scientific, I guess you are probably in the wrong section. Maybe you are even on the wrong platform...Who am I to judge, eh?

The real plot of this talk is that I just simply started to have a conscious mind of what is going on with my world. That's it. That's really it. You are not going to have a better understanding.

It seems that I am currently living in the world of an eroge. Not reincarnated, not transmigrated, I am a part of it. I was born here by the author and will continue to exist here until the end.

"I Will Survive With A Harem Ending." Is the name. Quite a direct title, don't you think?

I do not know when, how, or why. One day, I just gained the sentience of my own existence. Seeing everything keeps on repeating again and again and again probably contributed a lot.

The fact that I do not live in a house but some wiggly pencil lines and I have no face but generic hair maybe is another reason.

I knew from that moment that I was a mob character. A background being who has virtually nothing to do with the main events of the story. Devastated, I was. My life had no meaning. I did not know what to do, or where to go. There was no need for studying or nourishments. There was no need for me to have a house, even. That is why I envy you, those who can hear my voice, of your existence. I would like to feel hungry, sometimes...

Okay, but enough about me. You are not here to listen to my sadness. You are here because of the cover!

When you have all the time in the world, you start to pay attention.

Thus, out of boredom, I could only watch the story unfold in front of my eyes. Wait, I don't even have eyes. I have a blackened area to represent the eyes, though.

Every day, I would look at the story being driven forward like a movie. Since my role as a mob character is rarely used, I have all of the time in the world to observe others until my time to shine for a few minutes. I felt like a clown, but what could I do.

The game is honestly cliche. What would you expect? It is a game that was designed to play with one hand rather than two! When you are playing this game, you are supposed to think with the lower head, not the upper one. Although, the storyline will bring you to an end if you keep doing that.

Let me explain why.

There is one male protagonist in the story, Han Som. He is the run-of-the-mill basic beta male, who is extremely indecisive, very typical of games in this genre. Black hair, black eyes, small body, you know the drill. Being the protagonist, he does not have the brains or the brawn. He does have 2 major good points, though.

Extreme luck with the ladies, and extreme power facing a huge adversary. I will get back to that point later. Oh, and even though he always says he is plain-looking, Han Som is the only guy that has a face in the whole game. I do not.

I hate the fact that he keeps talking about how he is average and plain while he is the only guy that has facial features.

Any eroge needs loads of heroines. It is not called an eroge so that you could enjoy the music. So of course this one:" I Will Survive With A Harem Ending." has it. By that, I mean ALL the female characters in the story can be conquered. Even the siblings and mothers of the main character. Sweet Home Alabama, I guess.

The fact that the author is a pervert makes me want to die, but I can not. I literally can not die unless he wants me to. To this day, I am still alive in the story thanks to my role as an insignificant mob in the main storyline.

In addition to the current heroines, the author keeps releasing updates every once in a while, making the story even harder to complete with a good ending. I personally feel like my creator is trying to kill off the main character at this point. Not that I care about the main character, but sometimes I feel sorry for what he has to go through.

To be able to complete the game, Han Som must have sexual intercourse with the five female leads and survive the final confrontation with the dark forces of this world. That is the most basic ending, not the best ending. Only having completed the achievement of 'King of the Gigolos' by impregnating every female character in the game that Han Som could achieve the best Harem Ending. To this day, I have never seen it once.

On the other hand, I have seen the corpses of Han. Not nice. No.

The thing is, every single female lead character in this eroge is a psychopath. They do not just have screws loose in their heads, they have the entire engines busted open! Those...yanderes...they scare me...Their eyes are closer to beasts than humans.

If Han Som is found out having sex with someone else, well, let's just say that is a bad ending. I do not like gore that much, so I will not say much about it. The only thing I can tell you is that it is exceptionally bloody and messy. The most insignificant death would be decapitation. While the worst I have seen until now is having his dick chopped off, sashimied, and fed to himself while his body is being sliced one piece at a time.

Truly, landmines are everywhere in this eroge game. But the worse is not just that.

Because the protagonist has extreme luck with women, he always always gets into a situation where a sex scene will occur. Imagine dropping your pants down to pee but somehow your member stands up and one girl trips and falls directly onto your penis.

After everything is said and done, the female leads would burst the door open and kill you on the spot for cheating on them.

It is that kind of luck.

In my world, the authority is so weak that you do not have to consider their existence. Still, society is the same as you would have in modern days. They would still talk about morals, like how sisters and brothers or parents and children should not have sex. Yet they will do it anyway. All of that to give the female leads more chances to kill the protagonist as soon as possible.

This vicious cycle is the reason why Han has never been able to complete the story with the best ending. It would always be virgin Han, then sex, then drama, then death. No other way.

I do not know what would happen if Han finally reaches the end. However, I guess that the game would reset, and my memories would be set free.

I would rather die than look at this disgusting drama again and again and again a million times.

Haaaaaaaa, I'm tired.