I'll Quit Being a God-Novel

Chapter 251: Is It Very Fun?

On the morning of Hanyu Mountain, the tranquility remained as always.

The jet-black dark clouds silently rotated in the sky, occasionally flashed with lightning but without the thunderous roar.

And because there were no more thunderous strikes that split the mountains, the birds, insects and ants gradually returned to the mountain.

When the little boy was drowsy, he seemed to hear birds chirping outside the door. But when he woke up, what he saw was a white-haired monkey.

The short-statured white ape squatted in front of the bed, curiously looking at him, not much taller than him.

As he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was a furry face. The little boy was startled and quickly moved back to the foot of the bed. After he saw the room environment clearly, he remembered where he was now.

As well as the identity of this white ape.

He breathed a sigh of relief and let go of his fear and vigilance.

However, he was still a little nervous, "Dad... did Daddy send you to wake me up?"

Sun Yan smiled and looked at him, shook his head, then pointed to the side. It was only then that the little boy noticed that there was another bed in the room.

The bedding on the bed was neatly stacked, but it was clear that it was the white ape's bed because there were a few white monkey hairs scattered among the bedding.

It appeared that he and the white ape slept in the same room last night, but he was too tired and fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, without noticing this fact.

The little boy quickly climbed down from the bed and said, "I'll tidy up the bed right away."

He thought that the white ape was there to wake him up.

But Sun Yan shook his head and said, "You don't have to..."

After hesitating for a moment, Sun Yan spoke four words, and then the white ape took the little boy's hand and walked out.

Not far behind the house, there was a small stream flowing out of the bamboo forest. The white ape led the little boy to this place and pointed at the stream.

"Wash...rinse..."

Sun Yan still spoke with great difficulty.

After speaking, he left the little boy and went back into the house, probably to tidy up the little boy's bedding.

At this, the little boy scratched his head but still followed the white ape's instructions and went to the stream to wash and rinse.

But when the white ape returned again, the little boy had already washed his face with clean water.

Watching this scene, Sun Yan scratched his head and suddenly remembered one thing - he forgot to bring a towel for the little boy.

He would wash his face every day by the stream, which became a habit, and he forgot about the instructions from Sister Xiao Ai.

Realizing this, Sun Yan's face darkened, suddenly feeling a little scared.

He quickly took the little boy back into the house and, with the boy looking at him curiously, handed him a wooden basin and a towel that he had prepared earlier, saying:

"Wash...and wash again..."

So the little boy was confused.

Didn't I already wash once? Why do I have to wash again? Are the rules at father's house always so strange?

Seeing the expression on the little boy's face, Sun Yan hesitated for a moment before finally speaking.

"No...washing is...optional, but...you can't...call... Sister...Xiao Ai..."

The stuttering narrative seemed to use up all his strength.

Sun Yan anxiously scratched his ears and cheeks, afraid that the little boy didn't understand.

But the little boy understood his meaning and exclaimed, "Don't tell Sister Xiao Ai that you didn't give me a towel to wash my face, okay? I understand and won't say anything."

Only then did Sun Yan nod with a smile and give the little boy a thumbs up.

"Clever..."

The clumsy narrative of the white ape piqued the little boy's curiosity.

He watched as the white ape put down the wooden basin and towel, and curiously asked, "Have you not yet refined the crossbones?"

It is rumored that there is a crossbone in the throat of demons, which is the biggest obstacle for them to speak human languages. However, the little boy had never encountered a first-generation demon cultivator before, so it was also his first time seeing it.

In theory, this white ape had a high cultivation level and should have long since refined the crossbones. Why then, was his speech still so stuttering?

He saw the white ape nod and say, "Ancestral Master... bestows... Divine Peach, cultivation... fast... but crossbones... refining... difficult..."

It was still a stuttering narrative, but the little boy had already gotten used to this way of speaking and nodded in sudden realization.

"Because you ate the Divine Peach, your cultivation became faster. But refining the crossbone takes a long time... mmhmm, I understand."

The little boy nodded repeatedly, while Sun Yan smiled and gave a thumbs-up, praising the boy's cleverness once again.

At this moment, a baby-like cry suddenly came from outside the door.

The crying startled the little boy, who asked, "Is there a fierce beast in this mountain? Or is it really a baby?"

The little boy looked at the white ape.

To hear such a crying of a baby in the wilderness, besides an actual baby, the biggest possibility would be a fierce exotic beast...

The little boy felt nervous, but the white ape showed no fear towards the crying of the baby.

He pushed open the door and spoke facing outside.

"Gu Yan... bothering... Sister... Xiao Ai..., gonna peel your skin..."

As soon as the door was opened, there was another sharp crying of a baby, closely followed by a shadow that swiftly flew into the room and hovered over the little boy's head.

"Waaah... Waaah..."

The crying of that baby gave people shivers down the spine, but it was actually an eagle with small horns on its forehead that produced the weeping sound.

The little boy couldn't help but widen his eyes and kept stepping back.

Although the little eagle had a small body, it was filled with fierce momentum, which made the boy extremely frightened.

The white ape at the door raised a broom and cursed at the Gu eagle hovering inside the house.

"Quickly...Go...Don't scare...him...or else... flay you..."

While cursing and warning, Sun Yan raised the broom to hit the Gu eagle. However, the Gu eagle screamed with complacency and flew so fast that it almost left an afterimage.

Although the white ape's strikes were as swift as ever, the Gu eagle narrowly evaded every single one.

Inside the tiny room, the playfighting between the monkey and the bird amazed the little boy. The fact that two untransformed monsters possessed such incredible strength was a complete shock to his understanding.

Ordinary monsters that have just transformed probably couldn't even dodge a hit from the white ape in this house, let alone evade and shuttle like the Gu eagle.

Inside the house, the white ape, unable to strike the Gu eagle, suddenly widened its eyes and said,

"You... brought it upon yourself!"

After speaking, the white ape immediately threw away the broom, reached behind his head, and plucked a bunch of monkey hair. He then blew the hair into the air.

"*Hoo...*"

With a soft sound, the white hairs blown away by the white ape flew into the air and turned into one white wasp after another.

Amidst the buzzing and piercing sound, dozens of white wasps chased after the Gu eagle, their sharp stingers ruthlessly piercing towards it.

Witnessing this scene, the previously arrogant Gu eagle suddenly let out a loud scream, and directly charged through the window, flying out.

"*Wooah! Wooah!*"

The sound of a crying baby outside the house was frantic, and as a monster himself, the little boy understood the meaning behind the cry.

You cheat! You cheat!

The Gu eagle, which flew out, was obviously extremely dissatisfied.

However, he had just flown out and was immediately caught by a pair of white and tender young hands.

Xiao Ai's cold voice sounded from outside the room.

"What are you guys up to? It looks like a lot of fun."

Outside the room, the Gu eagle that had been making a constant noise suddenly went silent.

Inside the room, the white ape, who had been smug due to his impressive performance, shrank his neck subconsciously with a sudden expression of fear.

In the Hanyu mountain which had just been restless and noisy, tranquility was restored in an instant.

Even the white wasp swarm, whose wings buzzed continually, fell carefully onto the ground and turned back into ordinary monkey hair, without any ferocity.