MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

A man ran all over the arena, chased by eight wolves.

Jack was trying his fucking best to minimize the damage as he ran. Then just as he passed by the boss, he slashed at it. As long as he destroyed its nipples, there would be fewer wolves spawning, right?!

He exerted all his power into his attack, and…

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Right…..-_-

He had already expected the armor of a level 20 monster to be high, but this was another level entirely! This meant that he would have to rely on quantity to overwhelm her defenses.

As long as he did enough 1 dmg hits, it would be possible to deal with it.

But for now, he had to get rid of his pursuers. At that moment, he resolved himself to go for mutually assured destruction. If he didn’t act fast, eight more wolves would spawn, and he would get overwhelmed.

This was the moment of truth.

He jumped into their midst, taking extreme damage. After dealing a few blows, he escaped the wolf pack with 4 HP out of 32. Without waiting, he began chugging a potion.

But was drinking a potion mid-combat with no cover easy? Hell fucking no! By doing so, he had to lower his Cluckinator and couldn’t parry anymore. Thus, he had to take a potion to regenerate the damage he had taken while drinking a potion…

A single combo had cost him 2 of his potions. Jack couldn’t help but frown as he looked at the 11 he still had remaining. At this rate, he’d run out of healing items, then HP. This was hella bad!

But he had to get rid of the current enemies ASAP. That’s why he made the necessary sacrifice now. It took him a total of 20 seconds and six potions (7 lefts) to clear the enemies.

This left him with 10 seconds before the respawn happened. He was almost tempted to help Moon Moon, but he focused on the boss.

Then began the most ridiculous fight of all time.

Jack used his shield and sword to beat on the nipples of the unmoving stuck wolf matriarch. He showed the focus of a professional boxer as he applied all his power.

Whoever had thought of such a Boss fight was 100% a troll!

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Crap, how tanky was that thing?!

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He’d soon be surrounded by enemies again. Did he absolutely need a party to complete this?

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But just as he was about to give up, the red mammary in front of him suddenly burst. It exploded violently, sending a cloud of milk all over the place. Heck, Jack even drank a bit!

+5 HP

+5 HP

+5 HP

Holy fucking milk! What kind of fantastic regen did this bring?!

Jack happily reveled in the rejuvenating sensation. He was getting covered in all the white stuff while smiling gleefully (100% because of the healing). But it sure made a very peculiar picture.

As for the boss, it howled in pain. What the hell was this human doing to it?! How cruel!

— Wail!! —

But mid-wail, the summoning ability activated once again. But this time, only seven wolves spawned: this was manageable!

1 v 7 ? Fucking bring it on! This time, Jack wasn’t the least bit worried. Knowing that he could get healed afterward was a game-changer. He would be able to go ham!

That’s how he began a killing spree. The poor wolves were getting murdered one after the other. Of course, Jack had to pay the price, all until he only had two potions left.

But it didn’t matter because the boss was down to two tits, and he had also killed the wolves bothering his companion.

Jack even felt confident enough to taunt the boss.

“What’s the point of calling two wolves for help? I can deal with such a number in my sleep!” (Factually accurate)

Of course, the boss didn’t care about it. It kept doing its own thing. Two new wolves suddenly appeared, but there was something wrong with the situation.

Before, small wolves were spawning, but not anymore!

In front of him, there were two gigantic wolves. They appeared incredibly tough, with huge fangs and claws. Hell, they were half the size of their mother!

Jack and Moon Moon could only stare in shock as the gigantic creatures began sucking on the tits before them. What the fuck?! These two wolves were adults for sure! Was having such questionable content even legal?!

What happened next was even more trauma-inducing. As the two kept sucking, blood came out of the boss instead of the usual milk. Were they stealing its life essence?! Then the boss stopped moving entirely as the newcomers shook their bodies.

< Romulus the Mighty Lv 8 ?>

< Remus the Forgotten Lv 8 ?>

Seeing their names jogged Jack’s memory. He had heard of these two bosses from old tales on the net. Romulus and Remus were known back then as the two unbalanced OP wolves.

He had always believed the story to be a myth since he had never personally fought them. Apparently, it was all true!

Master and pet loudly gulped as they witnessed the two powerhouses. How the fuck were they supposed to fight that?

But a second later, both looked at each other and began laughing. No words were necessary as they felt the same way. There was no way they were coming out of this alive! But so fucking what?!

Jack chuckled as he winked at his partner: “Alright, I’ll take the one on the right, and you take the one on the left.”

“Woo!” (Sounds good!)

Each charged toward their respective opponent. Their steps were powerful, their heart resolute and their courage boundless!…

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Jack opened his eyes to an endless patch of darkness. There was a single being that wagged its tail as it saw its master appear.

Jack petted his companion, scratching it behind the ear:

“I’m proud of you, you know. It takes a lot of courage to keep a steady heart even when faced with impossible challenges.”

“Woo!” (It’s only natural!”)

“If I’m not mistaken, they seem almost as strong as the boss from the fox Grove. The issue is that there are two of them.”

“Woo” (Apologetic!)

“It’s normal for you not to be able to go against it. Honestly, we might even have to recruit team members at this rate…Well, I hope not.” Jack lowly complained.

He had been sure that he’d be able to steamroll the beginner area, and he was already hitting a wall. Wasn’t this too soon?

How should he even tackle this problem? His goal was still to slowly become a one-man army. Did he simply need to level up? This would help for sure, even if only slightly.

“Ah, whatever. I’ll take a small break for now.” He shook his head as he sighed. He turned to the vast expanse of darkness. “Take care, Thanatos, and see you later.”

As for why he had spawned here and not at the dungeon’s entrance— he didn’t know nor care. He was so fucking tired.

He quickly logged off— just in time for a small wolf and a shy god to restart an eternal game of howl and seek….

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[A/N] Hype! PRIV Mass Release Time! ??

Day 3: Pumpkin Skeletal Chicken Tier (2/4) ?????

Creator’s Thought

Since Infinite is always evolving, things are subject to change very quickly (this dungeon likely would). In a traditional VR, every patch is carefully sent out along with the patch notes. In Infinite, it just happens. Luckily the most important stuff gets general announcements. Well, usually at least…