My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser



Fu Yu Shen under his chivalrous spirit and the strength of a chimpanzee the woman whom he picked up could only lead her to her house. It was a good thing that she lived so close but the bad thing was that her house was in the alley which looked a bit too dark for his liking. He stared at the dark alley which was covered without the slightest bit of light at the further end, trembled slightly as he looked at the dark end of the alley and then turned to look at the woman as he said, " I have brought you here, now I think you can go back to your home with ease right?" 

But the woman who was holding his arm so tightly that he felt like she was going to snap it off from the elbow joint very soon, shook her head with tears brimming in her eyes as she said, " I …I still scared, those thugs…they all know where I live—— I don't think that I will be at ease if you leave me now." 

' With your strength, I don't think that you need to worry about those thugs…if anything those thugs need to fear you!' Fu Yu Shen thought in his head, he wanted to leave but the arm which was being held by the woman could not be freed no matter what. 

A part of him wished to call his brother for some reason, but all his calls were unreachable. He was aware that something was terribly wrong since the woman who was holding his arm was way too strong for a woman and the fact that no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get rid of her—— but Fu Yu Shen …was a cowardly man whose muscles were indeed just for show. 

He couldn't defeat this macho woman and he was sure that if he tried to resist, he might receive a punch which might knock the air out of his lungs. So, instead of trying to struggle he hoped that nothing would go wrong! 

' Haha, sister-in-law. I am so sorry but your youngest brother-in-law indeed has no guts!' Fu Yu Shen closed his eyes and muttered an apology to Song Yan as he led the woman to her house. 

If only Song Yan was standing beside him, she would have smacked him in the face and sent him to the military to take military training from scratch! 

The sound of their footsteps echoed in the alley as Fu Yu Shen continued to walk further and further inside the alley. The sound of cat mewling in anger and the scampering of rats scared him but he didn't dare to let it show on his face. He wanted to keep this small bit of dignity intact for himself—— just as he was waiting for the woman to turn into some bat-shit crazy hag and pounce on him, the young woman sweetly spoke, 

" Oh, we are here," her words caused Fu Yu Shen to open his eyes as he looked at the door which was old with its paint peeling and he immediately sighed in relief. Looks like he was really thinking too much, most probably this woman was indeed in trouble and he ended up overreacting! 

" Then I guess, I will see you off then," Fu Yu Shen smiled with relief coating every inch of his face before he turned around to walk away but no sooner did he turn around, than he felt something push him forward, right in front of the mirror which was sitting in front of him. 

Of course, Fu Yu Shen closed his eyes as he accepted his fate. Of course, he was schemed again like an idiot! 

" To all the pretty ladies who take advantage of their pretty faces and harm innocent men like me, I hope you marry King Kong who doesn't own even underwear!" Fu Yu Shen cursed in a loud voice before he fell inside the mirror with a cold splash and vanished. 

Behind him, Huo Huan rubbed her arms and spat three times.  I think you should take a look at

"I hope his curse doesn't work," she muttered in her head but unfortunately for her, Fu Yu Shen was carrying an S-grade talisman. Even if he was not a celestial master, his rage was something which was explainable thus, with his fortune and the karma playing its role, there was no way his curse was not going to set itself in its place. 

But of course that was something that no one needed to worry about right now. 

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" Fock!" Fu Yu Shen covered his head as he sat down on the pavement which was covered with mist. " Why me? Why of all people me? Is it because I look easy to bully? I might look easy but there is no need to just target me!"

" F…die! Die! Die!" Just as Fu Yu Shen was grieving over his bad luck, a female ghost with a swollen head and only a few strands of hair on her bald hair came scuttling towards Fu Yu Shen. " I hope you die!" 

As she screamed, she jumped on Fu Yu Shen with her mouth wide open. However before she could take a bite of Fu Yu Shen's neck, the latter raised his hand and then took off his shoe before smacking the ghost right across her face. 

" Are you stupid? Can't you see that I am going through an existential crisis?" Fu Yu Shen looked at the ghost thing which was looking at him with a wary look in her eyes and snorted. " You are nothing compared to what I have seen, so shut up and get lost!" 

Though the ghost did not want to get lost, its wandering eyes were focused on the golden aura which was protecting Fu Yu Shen. Even if it was to attack Fu Yu Shen again, there was no way she was going to win—— thus, the female ghost scuttled away. 

"That's what I thought! Hmph!" 

….

While Fu Yu Shen was feeling proud of himself, Song Yan who was sitting inside Fu Yu Sheng's car looked at the chart in her hand and then with a frown on her face spoke up all of sudden, " He is dead." 

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