Side Character Transmigrations: The Final Boss is No Joke

[World] Enjoying Wind : [I saw ink seeker dashen camping a player in the wee hours of the morning...]

[World] Wind Between My Legs, Butt Itches : [and?]

The usual spectators of the world chat’s drama had already gotten familiar with each other. People from both servers could now chat together quite comfortably.

[World] Enjoying Wind : [And then...]

[World] Enjoying Wind : [That player kept reviving! Hahaha! Never seen such a dumb person!]

[World] Dancing 2 Da Beat : [How do you know it wasn’t Ink Seeker Dashen who force-reved him?]

[World] Enjoying Wind : [ink seeker dashen doesn’t have that many res pills, he’s poor hahahahaha]

[World] Green Flower On Sauerkraut : [why do you say that?]

[World] Dancing 2 Da Beat : [because every time ink seeker dashen dies, he’ll never revive on the spot but always selects to respawn at the respawn point. so he’s poor]

[World] ......

Shi Sheng looked at the world chat. And looked at her enemy list. Rage bubbled up since the “dumb person” Enjoying Wind was referring to was her.

Shi Sheng gritted her teeth as she sent Ink Seeker a friend request, but that asshole actually had auto-reject on!

[World] Music For Miles : [Report Ink Seeker’s co-ords. Reward: 222g]

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[World] Enjoying wind : [Huh? Aren’t you the girl who ink seeker was killing the whole night? hahaha what did you do to have ink seeker dashen keep killing you]

[World] Snowfall Undermoon : [lil musey, you got killed?]

[World] Godly Tycoon : [Little Music’s fallen off the leaderboards.]

[World] Snowfall Undermoon : [wtf]

[World] Breaking News : [The first world war since the server merge is on the verge of breaking out! Is everyone ready? Bring your melon seeds and stools, let the spectating begin!]

There was yet another round of banter on the world chat.

Shi Sheng really did receive a private message telling her Ink Seeker’s co-ordinates. He was at Goose Hill.

Snowfall Undermoon has invited you to join the Party “Kill Those Little Biotches”. Do you accept?

Shi Sheng was speechless. ‘Why are all of Snowfall’s party names so... weird?’

There were only two people in the party: Snowfall Undermoon and Godly Tycoon.

‘They were probably having a tryst or something, and only ran over after they heard I got killed...’

[Party] Snowfall Undermoon : [lil musey, how many lvls did you drop? can’t see you in the top 50... that lil bitch ink seeker dares to kill you! let’s go go go, we’ll bring tycoon over to smash him to death with money!]

Only now did Shi Sheng remember about levels dropping when you died. She hurriedly checked. ‘What. The. Fuck...’

She had dropped nearly 45 levels. She had almost reached 100 before, but now...

[Party] Music For Miles : [55]

Silence fell over the party chat for a long while until finally Snowfall typed a few dots.

[Party] Snowfall Undermoon : [lil musey, just how many times were you killed?]

[Party] Godly Tycoon : [Over 90?]

[Party] Music For Miles : [99]

After she had typed that, she immediately shut off party chat and ran over to Ink Seeker’s co-ordinates.

‘I’mma kill him!’

When she finally found Ink Seeker, he was in the middle of battling it out with a group of people.

Demons usually wore dark-themed outfits. He was wearing the type of green-grade equipment that could drop from any old dungeon. His weapon was also the same.

Had it not been for the now (in)famous name “Ink Seeker” above his head, Shi Sheng would never have believed this fellow was a dashen. ‘A dashen who wears such poor equipment? You kidding?’

While Shi Sheng was distracted, Ink Seeker had finished dealing with the group of players he had been fighting and started to make a break for it.

Shi Sheng immediately tossed a Binding Spell on him. He probably hadn’t expected there to be any enemies left, so he had gotten caught. The area chat suddenly fell silent.

Snowfall brought Tycoon over at top speed. Without even needing Shi Sheng to say anything, Godly Tycoon tossed a bunch of Binding Scrolls on Ink Seeker.

Binding Scrolls weren’t Binding Spells. Binding Spells were the deities’ racial ability, but Binding Scrolls were an item bought from the Shop with RMB.

The effects of Binding Spells couldn’t stack, but Binding Scrolls could.

[Area] Snowfall Undermoon : [tycoon, toss more bind scrolls at him! let lil musey gank him as revenge!]

[Area] Godly Tycoon : [Are you going to compensate me with your body?]

[Area] Snowfall Undermoon : [......]

Shi Sheng bought some Binding Scrolls herself and smacked them all on Ink Seeker.

[Area] Music For Miles : [ink seeker? da f*** did u kill me so many times for??]

‘Fuckin’ hell, instead of sleeping in the middle of the night, you ran all the way to a pile of mobs just to kill me? Sicko!’

[Area] Snowfall Undermoon : [lil musey, stop wasting words on him. attack! gank him!]

Ink Seeker didn’t give any reaction as Snowfall instigated Shi Sheng to gank him.

After he had finished flirting with Snowfall, Godly Tycoon calmly tossed more Binding Scrolls at Ink Seeker.

[Area] Ink Seeker : [I wanted to see how many resurrection pills you had on you.]

‘Da fuck? What’s it gotta do with you how many resurrection pills I have?!’

[PM] Snowfall Undermoon : [lil musey, you set it to auto-resurrect last night before leaving?]

[PM] Music For Miles : [why else do you think I died so many times...]

‘If I was online, would I have been killed by this fucker so many times?’

[PM] Snowfall Undermoon : [why were you carrying so many resurrection pills on you, anyways?]

[PM] Music For Miles : [they were for force-resurrecting others]

Snowfall suddenly fell silent. He found that ‘Lil’ Musey’ wasn’t weaker than Tycoon at this. If anyone offended her, she’d force-resurrect them and kill them a few times to vent.

And then (yes, there’s more), she’d still set a bounty on them. She was pretty much the epitome of a spendthrift rich person.

Shi Sheng made her character hack at Ink Seeker. Right now, her level was nearly half of his, so the damage she dealt was simply...

Okay, since she couldn’t one-shot him, then she’d just...

‘Slowly poke him to death? Don’t joke. I’m not the FL who wants to do these kinds of boring things.’

[World] Music For Miles : [anyone who has a grudge with ink seeker, come to goose hill]

[World] Green Flower On Sauerkraut : [How’d Ink Seeker Dashen and Music For Miles get involved???]

[World] Breaking News : [Extra, extra!

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Ink Seeker Dashen has been bound at Goose Hill by Music For Miles! Music For Miles’ level dropped too much so she can’t do much damage to him... I think she’s planning on getting others to gank him.]

[World] Countless Miles : [Ink Seeker finally got his comeuppance... All Countless Generations members online, head to Goose Hill!]

[World] Dancing 2 Da Beat : [ink seeker dashen is actually going to fall... *charges over to watch*]

[World] Doesn’t Mind Trouble : [Ink Seeker Dashen and Music For Miles? The number of people who Music has set a bounty on can probably circle the Earth once, right? And the people who want to kill Ink Seeker Dashen can also circle the Earth once? Is this the so-called perfect pairing?]

[World] 4Seas8Lands : [Don’t worry gal, big bro here will bring people over to help you!]

[World] 4Seas8Lands : [Everyone from World Famous who’s online, gather at Goose Hill!]

[World] Drunkalone Undermoon : [first thing I saw when I logged on was to gather up... wuts happenin? snowfall, where are u?]

[World] Snowfall Undermoon : [so embarrassing... I’m watching ink seeker dashen get knocked over

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at goose hill]

[World] Windsong Undermoon : [snowfall hasn’t taken his medicine today? Boss, how come you let him out?]

[World] Crabapple Undermoon : [tycoon bailed him out]

[World] Windsong Undermoon : [oi snowfall, add me to the party! da hell u rejecting for?]

[World] Snowfall Undermoon : [don wanna. u wanna use the party to port over, run here urself!]

If you formed a party, you were able to use teleportation scrolls to teleport to your party leader.