Sweet Doting Husband: Sorry, my Wife is a little Crazy

Outside the canteen, on a long rectangular table a group of animals sat there and watched with their eyes wide open as a certain foodie kept feeding her stomach. Right in front of her was a mountain of juice packs, chips, chocolates, and other snacks that were bought by Mr. Mu Jun as he had promised.

Staring at the mountain full of snacks with her eyes wide open, Yang Jie wiped the drool which was about to leak from the corner of his mouth and asked in disbelief "Sister Sia...don't tell me you're going to eat it all?"

Rolling her eyes at Yang Jie, Sia asked with a sneered "Why would I buy so much If I don't plan to eat it all"

"Damn...I thought you were going to share it with us" Si Ming commented

Shrugging her shoulder, Sia replied indifferently "Ask your third bro if you want. It was he who bought all these snacks for me"

"Wait, what? Third bro bought it for you? Really?" Yang Jie asked looking at Mu Jun

Glancing at Sia, Mu Jun turned to Yang Jie and replied "Yes, I bought it for her"

Hearing that Yang Jie's lips twitched "And you actually didn't stop her when she bought so much?"

Shrugging his shoulder, Mu Jun leaned back and replied "So what? I promised her I would buy her anything"

"Oh, so if she asked you to buy all food processing factories then would you still get it for her?" Yang Jie asked jokingly but who would have thought that Mu Jun would really take it seriously

Thinking for a moment, Mu Jun nodded his head and replied with a faint smile "Maybe, who knows?"

"..." 'He is not my third brother'

Staring at Mu Jun, John leaned towards Shen Yi slightly and whispered in a low voice "Why do I feel that your third bro is actually pampering my bestie?"

Glancing at John sideways, Shen Yi replied nonchalantly "You don't have to feel cause third bro is indeed pampering sister Sia without his knowledge"

"Damn, if this continues I'm afraid your third brother will become a wife slave" John whispered

"maybe"

Seeing John and Shen Yi whispering to each other very secretively, Sia could not help but ask "What are you guys whispering to each other?"

"Uh?" startled, both John and Shen Yi looked at Sia before hurriedly shaking their head saying "Nothing, we were just discussing about school stuff"

"Really?" squinting her eyes at Shen Yi and John, Sia paused before asking "when did you both closer?"

"Huh?" looking at each other, John turned to Sia and lied "Sia, you are misunderstanding. We are not close"

"Oh...but why do I feel that you are lying? are you guys hiding something from me?" Sia asked.

A guilty expression appeared on John's face when he heard Sia's question when he thought of the frog incident but unknowing to him his expression was misunderstood by Sia.

Seeing their guilty face, something flashed in Sia's mind. Slapping the table, she leaned forward and looked at the two of them doubtfully and asked "You two....are you both in a relationship?"

"...."

The cold wind blew past the group before John suddenly stood up and roared "What the hell are you talking? who will be in a relationship with him? I'm straight okay?"

"Really?" Sia looked at him suspiciously

"hey-hey, if you are so doubtful why not ask this guy sitting beside me? Hey Shen Yi why don't you explain it to h.e.r" while speaking when John turned to look at Shen Yi he found that the later had long back evacuated and was now squeezing between Xiao Li and Yang Jie.

"...." Speechless, John's lip twitched when he saw Shen Yi's action

Raising both his arms, Shen Yi smiled apologetically and said "Sorry bro, I'm straight so...back off"

"....What the hell? hey, even you don't believe me? I'm fucking straight bro" John yelled loudly

Shrugging her shoulders, Sia replied indifferently "How will I know whether you are straight or not"

"You--" enraged, John took a few deep breaths to calm down his nerves before he said "fine, since you don't believe me then I'll prove it to you"

Squinting her eyes at John, Sia asked curiously "and how will you prove that to us?"

folding his hands in front of his chest, he looked at Sia arrogantly and said "Point at any girl you want and I will kiss her"

"Woah... I never thought you had this side too. Anyway, I have recorded it all and now...I'm going to send your mom" Sia said smugly while waving her phone at John.

Dumbfounded, John looked at Sia with a horrified gaze and asked "you...were you teasing me all these while?"

Nodding her head, Sia sneered "What, do you think I would not find out who pranked me just because I was momentarily distracted?"

Avoiding her gaze, John pouted and reasoned "How can you say it was me? What proof do you have? It's not like I was the only person standing there. There were Lu Jin and others too, anyone could have pranked you" "hehe...My dear best friend, stop blaming others cause.....you are the only specimen here who knows I'm scared of frogs" Sia replied with a smile

"You...you can't do this. You can't complain to my mom without any proof" John retorted

Raising her eyebrows, Sia looked at John with a smile and said "Idiot, have you forgotten something? I don't need any proof when complaining to your mother, remember"

Hearing that John gulped a mouthful of saliva nervously and he could not help but recall his past where he was chased by his mother with a feather duster just because Sia complained about him to his mother. And there was a time when his allowance was cut for half a year just because Sia faked some tears in front of his mother. If not because he had some spare money left in his piggy bank, he would have almost become a beggar during that half-year.

Recalling his empress dowagers anger, John shivered slightly and the next moment he disappeared from everyone's sight.

Shocked, when everyone was looking around for John, the laters voice came from under the table.

Startled, they hurriedly bowed their head and looked under the table only to find a tall figure squeezing himself under the table and was hugging Sia's leg. Speechless, the group of animals watched as John cried pitifully "Baby, my darling best friend, my goddess, please forgive this pitiful best friend of yours. I promise I will never prank you with the frog"

Rubbing the space between her eyebrows, Sia looked at John and asked "Can you stop hugging my leg and get back to your seat?"

"No...I will not let go of your legs until you forgive me"

"Sigh...fine fine, I will forgive you but under one condition" Sia answered strictly

"What is it-what is it?" John asked hurriedly

"By tomorrow morning I want you to get me two boxes of Juicy chocolate, three boxes of chocolate muffins, and Richie's chocolate ice cake. If you get me all these by yourself by early morning then I will forgive you or else..."

Though John was unwilling, he still agreed to Sia all because of his empress dowager.