The Invincible Corruption Manual

"Hmm, this guy has such a strong bone!" "Heehee, that means you will suffer more!" Joey was surprised first but replaced quickly by a wide grin.

On seeing Joey's expression, both Chun Churan and the old man heaved a sigh, pitying for the elder of the Undefeatable Vajra Body Clan.

Joey gripped the shoulder of the elder with his left hand and began his session of slapping left over right on his face.

Slap! Slap! Slap!....Slap!

This time, it produced an agreeable sound, not the muffle like before. The last one was louder, sending the elder toward the other mountain range, and landed beside the old man, Xi Xuan. He didn't even catch him.

After that, Joey looked at the group of cultivators wearing the same greenish Daoist robes with Chinese Gu words insignia on them.

"Should I beat them too?" Joey thought. Then he shook his head and muttered under his breath, "Nah! None of them provokes me, anyway. It would be so uncool of me if I thrash all of them."

Joey then took a step and appeared beside Chun Churan. "How is it, Sister Chun Churan?" He asked as he folded his right hand around her waist. He then pulled her body closer to him.

"Umm, it's really satisfying! Hee hee hee," she responded coquettishly and giggled.

"Sister Chun Churan, your giggling sound is so freaking attractive. If this goes on, I think I could not take it anymore. Maybe I might lose my control and force you to do something terrible." Joey said while caressing her smooth waist.

"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!" The old man, Xi Xuan harrumphed three times, taking their attention toward him. And he muttered under his breath, "Youth these days are really bold. Daring to flirt openly in front of others, especially before a senior myself. Hah, where goes the moral of this youth? Trying to even get intimate in broad daylight."

Even though his voice was faint, Joey and Chun Churan heard it clearly, as both of them were cultivators. Joey grinned at the old man proudly, as if he was complimenting him.

It was not the same for the Chun Churan. "Ahh! I almost forget that someone is still awake." The face of the Chun Churan under the veil suddenly blushed, and she tried to release herself from his hands. But she failed as his hand was glued around her waist.

Joey even chuckled and began teasing her, "Heehee, are you that shy, my Ran Ran?" And he pinched at her waist.

Chun Churan became even more embarrassed, as this was the first Joey calling her 'Ran Ran' intimately and that too before a stranger. "Release me, dumb face! He is still watching us."

"No, who cares! You are my wife, anyway." Joey refused to let go of his hand, which was wrapped around her snake-like waist.

"You big baddie, big baddie…" Chun Churan punched on his chest lightly three times and hid her face over his chest. But shortly, a smile of satisfaction curled up over her face under the veil.

Joey then picked her up and started walking toward the edge of the mountain. Just as he was about to jump down, a voice halted him.

"Wait!" The old man Xi spoke again.

Joey turned around and asked, "Do you want to stop me too, senior?" A friendly smile was hanging over his face as he gazed at the old man.

"Nope!" the old man responded and further spoke, "Boy, can I get your na... er..." He stopped before he completed his words as he remembered something that Joey had spoken before. Then he corrected as: "Boy, I am called Xi Xuan from the Unsheathe Sword Sect. Can I get the names of you and your wife? And also, which faction are you two from?"

Joey placed Chun Churan first. Chun Churan was still shy from what happened a moment ago. So she hid behind his back like a little girl.

Joey then cupped his hands and spoke politely, "Senior Xi Xuan, I am called Joey and this is my wife, Chun Churan. And,..umm, I belong to the Hall of Alchemy Union for now. Please forgive us for not being courteous enough before. Are you also going to the Redcliff Pilgrimage realm?"

"Yes, we are all here to go there. We are waiting for other two groups to join us and start our journey toward that place." The old man, Xi Xuan responded.

"Oh, two groups." "You mean those from the Inviolable Fire Clan and the Great Gong Clan. Then you don't need to wait for them as those from the Inviolable Fire Clan had already left this forbidden ground." Joey responded.

"You meet them?" The old man Xi Xuan asked, "What about those from the Great Gong Clan?"

Joey suddenly smirked and said with a chuckle, "They are all way over their heads with no proper skill to back them up. And that bastard leading them even dared to speak licentiously to my wife, too. Hee hee hee, what do you think has happened to them?" He observed the expression of the old man after he said that, only to find that the old man was a bit surprised, but he didn't still feel animosity towards him.

"Senior, I shall take my leave first before those idiots wake up and cause trouble for me again. See you again." Joey cupped his hands again. Then he turned around, picked Chun Churan up and jumped over, began running down the steep edge of the mountain.

The old man, Xi Xuan also nodded his head. He then muttered, "Hmm, this boy is really something. So he had already killed that bastard, Bai Zhen of the Great Gong Clan. Ho ho ho, this is really great. I have been trying to find a reason to kill that bastard ever since the disappearance of my dear disciple. I know he had his hands on Mie'er disappearance." "So his name is Joey, right? Right, Joey, I will help you once for helping me for avenging my disciple."

After a few minutes, the illusionary rainbow colors Praswapastra arrow levitating in the air disappeared and everyone woke up from a long dream.

"What is going on? "