The Loner Who Conquers the Other World-Novel

Day 57 – Evening, White Weirdo Inn

At the very least, I should’ve equipped 『Cloak?』, and if I had 『Boots?』I could’ve handled this with ease.

But being swallowed up by a great stampede in an utterly defenseless state, wearing nothing but completely casual clothes, I have no means to break out at all.

No, this is seriously bad? While I’m at the very center of the schoolgirls’ stampede, tossed about like a toy, I’m also being pressed by something soft? And squishy? I’m completely surrounded and being crushed by something soft. The crowd is so tight that I have no room to escape with 『Air Walk』, have no room to make my way out with 『Kyojitsu』I’m being jostled, squashed, crushed, and just trapped! I feel some amazing sensations from here and there, but this is too much for a high school boy to take! This is bad! I mean, they are just out of the bath and wearing light clothes, so this is seriously bad! This is probably the effect from the bubbly and foamy body soap, but the skin is smooth and nice, and they also smell great and feel great to the touch, and soft and this is really bad! Do I have no other choice but to take a gamble and escape with 『Teleport』?! Damn it, I can’t concentrate at all! What is this jiggling bounciness in front of my face? Should I suffer being crushed or should I rejoice? No, I must escape! But even with 『Uncanny Dodge Lv6』I can’t dodge them, I’m getting bounced back! What was that 『boing~』right now? What was it? Given no time to think I’m being surrounded by soft meat walls, and sandwiched in between them squashed and crushed, this is too much! At this point my 『Sensitive Lv9』will level up and reach MaX and following it I will also MaX! Isn’t there any skill that I can use? Certainly not『High Sexual Vigor　Lv8』and『Insatiable Libido Lv8』, absolutely not these! This won’t be just a threat to the public, or rather, I’m already being assaulted here before I could make any move! Escape is an Illusion, a trick! That’s right, this is the time to use 『Muppet』! But I’m already tossed like a doll! I might be done for……

「Aaah, he is out? He still has HP left so there is no need for 『Resurrect』, but he might need 『Rehabilitation』? After all, his unconscious expression looks incredibly happy?」

「I don’t have Rehabilitation magic~, but he went out cold with such a happy face~? Well~, he got caught in a schoolgirls’ bodypile~?」

「And since this schoolgirls’ bodypile was Lv 99 he couldn’t resist PoW due to the Level Wall. In the end, he is only level 20 after all. And he had no equipment as well.」

What a terrible thing to say. I’m just a pitiful rip-off merchant who happened to be passing by and became a victim of this unfortunate incident, but for some reason, I’m being treated like the loser of some sort of shoving tournament? I’m not taking part in that? Because I’m a highschool boy. I was only caught up in this, okay? A poor poor boy who got squashed and crushed, thrown around like a toy? I was in a very risky state, being sandwiched in between all those soft things, but not a single soul is showing any concern for me? Even though I was in a seriously risky condition, in a highschool boy sort of way, like, intensively risky condition?

Well, I was merely sandwiched by soft and bouncy things, so I have no injuries, but I was totally overwhelmed. If things get like that, I’ll end up crushed with the Level Wall and PoW difference. That is my weakness, but I didn’t expect a bargain sale for schoolgirls to devolve into such a terrible stampede. But as I thought, Librarian definitely knew about this, I even suspect that she controlled the schoolgirls and caused this on purpose. And it surely wasn’t to give me a schoolgirls sandwich service, but to expose my weakness and highlight the existing issue. And she must’ve been planning to reveal to everyone that in fact, I didn’t get stronger at all. My fatal weakness as a level 20.

After all, she is not wrong. I actually can easily be trampled down by the soft bodies of scantily dressed women. If they had weapons or armor I would’ve easily died. And she demonstrated that to everyone! By manipulating the scantily dressed schoolgirls into squashing me in a body pile! Thank you very much? Well, it was a fantastic experience, but she set me up! She trapped me! And as a result, I was crushed to death! That’s a nice way to go! Thank you very much? Hm?

Well, everyone must’ve known how fragile a level 20 is. That’s why they were so impatient to protect, to get stronger.

But being presented with it this clearly, all of them should’ve realized it now, that I’m actually still this hopelessly weak. She got me good.

They clearly saw that caught in the most disadvantageous situation I can be easily killed, that humans are the danger, that traps and schemes devised with human intelligence are the way to kill me, that they might have a better chance to protect me if they specialize in it, that’s what she must’ve wanted to accomplish. That’s what she managed to pull off.

While I tried to foil her secret plans, she went and exposed me directly.

Now the worrywarts will force themselves to work even harder due to their worry. Even though we came to this world less than two months ago, losing everything, even though a human’s heart is not that strong, even though it’s fragile enough to easily break from a bit of pressure, she went and applied the pressure. …Are things that bad?

And this way it is also possible to bring down Armored Pres-san, despite her ultimate destructive power, evasion, and countering ability. If the volume of forces thrown at her exceeds the speed at which she can eliminate them she can be easily overwhelmed and crushed. Regardless of how ultimate her power is, the weak point, me, is fragile. If she tries to protect me she will meet her limit. As long as she tries to defend me, it will end up with her going down with me.

However, does she think there is a threat that Armored Pres and I won’t be able to exterminate quickly enough? No, she already found the way. Human shield. Our friends or acquaintances could be used as meat shields, crushing us by preventing us from killing the enemy. The Librarian was the only one who managed to think of this worst strategy, she probably also read about it before. That’s why she was the first one to realize this possibility and begin working on countermeasures for it. Not just to prevent this from happening, but to become an actual shield to protect us from death. In the end, she is another worrywart and having too much foresight, she is even more unnecessarily prone to worrying.

She is fanning their sense of crisis for the war. Since that is the biggest danger, it’s rushing them. As a result, everyone around is beginning to look exhausted, the limit is clearly near? Normal people can’t live while fighting monsters every day, and there is no way they can be cool with making preparations for killing other humans. For normal people, different from the likes of the idiots or the geeks, that is asking too much.

「Good grief, you keep going maidens this and maidens that, but how about learning some shyness for it? My embarrassing part was embarrassingly going in an embarrassing fashion, making me embarrassed due to the extreme embarrassment, or putting it simply, it was lewd? That was an unexpected stampede of perverted schoolgirls. It was great, thank you? Is sort of how it felt, or rather, it felt great, the sensation was amazing? I guess?」

「「「Kyaaaa, sekuhara! A maiden’s soft and fair skin is UNTOUCHABLE! Hands off! 」」」 [1]

No, no, I’m pretty sure that touching maidens’ fair skin was a compulsory part of being overrun by a maidens’ stampede? If anything, it can be counted as coerced touching? Also, who the hell is Sekuhara-san? Did we have someone like that in our class? Is this a new character? In any case, Sekuhara-san is the culprit, so I’m not to blame? Yeah, what a nasty fellow? No idea who that is though.

Finishing with the payment, the girls, one after another, began trying on anklets, some are even trying them together with stockings or fishnet tights. A truly marvelous sight, naturally, the boys were silent throughout the entire thing, blending with the air, I can almost see the walls through them. Say something!

But well, can’t blame the boys here, I mean, the girls sitting on chairs with one knee up, are trying on anklets, showing off before each other, and then trying new ones. A paradise of legs and thighs, from time to time there are girls raising their legs up high to show off, truly a sight to behold. This is going into my heart’s storage folder. And so inevitably naturally obvious that it doesn’t have to be mentioned, I’m recording this with Rajingan as well. I made a very good thing. So good that enhancements and effects might as well be a pointless extra.

This was a good night, and it probably will become a very long one. I mean, the excitement is too much, the soul of a highschool boy (passion) sealed within me is roaring, rampaging around, and thus tonight I’m definitely going to rampage as well, so there won’t be time for sleep? Or rather, we are doing this. I mean, red cheongsam is still waiting! Naturally, anklets are going on her too! And so I’m going to do it like crazy, going crazy all night long!

While I made a great number of fancy item bags, excessively so, they were completely sold out. Well, they must’ve not wanted to use cloth bags even for dungeon exploration. Saying that it’s for dungeon-use, messenger bags were sold out too. Sword, armor, cloak, and messenger bag, is it really an alright combination for a fantasy world? Well, it’s a secret that they are about to be ripped-off again after I enchant cloaks with 『Storage』too. A magnate will never miss a chance for profit!

[TL Notes: Sekuhara (セクハラ) – short for sexual harassment.]