Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

Chapter 692 – Healthy Dual Cultivation, Healthy Balanced Yin Yang

Hiiro jumped away from the tar monsters when Nian made his appearance.

The monster cat kept meowing, killing everything in his sight. He even ate the airdrop crates that the tar monsters had been hoarding.

Seeing the threat of the cat, Hiiro fled. But instead of running toward the player's portal, he headed for the Heavenly Dao Faction's portal instead.

As soon as Hiiro approached the Heavenly Dao's portal, many deities that were on guard panicked. Since they couldn't handle an unrestrained sage, they fled inside and reported the news to Hongjun and others.

Hiiro ignored the commotion. He stood in front of the portal, watching the cat monster from afar.

Fortunately, Nian didn't pursue Hiiro. The monster turned to the crowd of cultivators from Chaos Realm, who had come out to find a sacrificial lamb to promote their cultivation base.

The black cat meowed again. This time, the bodies of all cultivators were destroyed, leaving only a strand of karma.

Nian opened his mouth and ate all the karma strings, which also cut the connection between their karmic souls and their consciousness.

The souls permanently vanished along with their karmic souls!

"NYAAAAAN!"

The three-eye cat seemed happy after it ate the karma strings of the cultivators. He turned around and sucked all the crude oil into his mouth.

After he had eaten everything, he licked his hands and cleaned his face like a house cat. He fell asleep afterward.

Although Hiiro was scared of Nian, he thought up a plan. He suddenly remembered that Cathulhus and catopuses in Tlaloc's plane had some strange ores, which the cats loved.

He took a detour and crossed the plane. Then, he entered Chaos Realm's world.

As soon as Hiiro entered, ten MRL missile launchers turned toward him. Even a strange sci-fi-like railgun pointed at his face.

Although they were several kilometers away from the portal, Hiiro could tell that he might die if they attacked him.

"Wait! Don't shoot! I'm here to exchange for supplies!"

Meanwhile, Orochi, who had been manning the railgun, didn't believe in Hiiro. He charged the railgun with his energy, planning to kill the player.

Fortunately, Joshua recognized the gamer. He rushed in front of Hiiro and waved his hands, stopping Orochi from killing the gamer.

Orochi backed down. The weapons were also automatically disabled.

Joshua and Hiiro were relieved. Then, they got to business.

"Junior, what brought you here again?"

Hiiro was decisive. He brought out five crates of airdrops, which contained everything, including Silver Qi, Entity Ores, and tickets.

"How about some barter trade? I wish to buy some of those things that your cats are nom-nomming."

Hiiro referred to the catnip ore, which Miaomiao had distributed to feed the Cathulhus.

"Oh? Those are catnip ores for Cathulhus and the other small guys. What do you need them for?"

Hiiro told Joshua the truth. He didn't forget to inform him about the death of their people.

…

After learning about the new enemy, Joshua's face was pale. Orochi also narrowed his eyes as he overheard everything.

"A great dao… cat monster?" Joshua sweated profusely.

"Yes. It killed several tar slimes with ease, so its true strength is probably a bit stronger."

"And… you're going to use the catnip ores to bait that cat to the Heavenly Dao's plane."

"Exactly!"

"You've got yourself a deal, junior!"

Joshua laughed and flew toward the radar tower.

Several minutes later, he returned with a massive chunk of catnip ore, which attracted many eyes of drooling Cathulhus and catopuses.

Joshua immediately stored it in his spatial ring and gave it to Hiiro.

"Do you know how to use the ring?"

"Yes," Hiiro nodded.

"Good. You can take that chunk and flash it somewhere near the Heavenly Dao's portal. If better, why don't you throw it to your world?"

Hiiro smirked. His pupils suddenly turned bright.

"That's actually a good idea. By the way, are these five crates enough for that catnip ore?"

"Enough! More than enough!" Joshua repeatedly nodded. Having five myth-grade weapon tickets was ensuring.

Now, he could give the tickets to their main combatants. If better, he could contribute something to help Miaomiao.

Hiiro bid farewell and went out again.

After Hiiro went out, Joshua brought the crates to Miaomiao in the radar tower. However, as Miaomiao was always shut himself in the control room, Joshua couldn't see him.

Moreover, the new bodyguard of Miaomiao, aka the faceless woman with no genitals and nipples, stopped Joshua from entering the room.

"You can leave the offering here. Sect Master Mao Miaomiao is busy."

"…"

Joshua bitterly smiled and reluctantly left. Somehow, he missed the days when he and Miaomiao worked together and created a DaoPorn channel and sex clips.

'Haiz. I wish I can turn back time. Those were happy days.'

…

After Joshua left the tower, the system-created grand elder brought the crates to Miaomiao.

Inside the room, Miaomiao had been sitting at the main console, meditating with his eyes closed. Next to him, another faceless Chaos Demon Goddess gently massaged his shoulders and wings.

That was the second grand elder that Miaomiao had created by using the game system. The third one would also come out in a few hours.

WHOOSH

A transparent galactic star came out from Miaomiao's body. It moved through the building as if it was an illusion and disappeared into the sky.

That was Miaomiao's 8th constellation star that he brought out from his dantian today!

"Ugh!"

Suddenly, Miaomiao's face lost all color. He coughed and almost collapsed on the console.

The Chaos Demon Goddess behind him injected her Connate Qi and Life Providence Law into Miaomiao's dantian, replenishing his energy.

Miaomiao struggled to get back up. He wiped his sweat and let out a sigh of relief. Still, he frowned and glared at the erecting crotch.

The naked Chaos Demon Goddess behind him also noticed. She muttered, "Do you want me to take care of it?"

Although these demon goddesses had no genitals, they could instantly create one and make it into any shape that Miaomiao desired.

However, Miaomiao shook his head and refused their goodwill. He knew what to do and what happened to him.

"No. Instead, call Zhao Yun here."

"Yes, master."

The demon goddess stopped moving as she sent a sound transmission to Zhao Yun.

Miaomiao bitterly smiled. Deep down inside, he wanted to avoid having sex or thinking of sexual activities. However, the Chaos Seraphim Bloodline that had replaced every bloodline now began to awaken.

Chaos Seraphim was once the original form of Mu-Nyang, and the immortal sage cultivation method was created by him, but it was revised by Adam.

Chaos Seraphims required an absolute balance in Yin and Yang to maintain the huge dantian universe and the complex foundation of his physique.

So far, Miaomiao had been having sex, and he instinctively absorbed Yin Qi, negative karma, and Death Qi from the girls. But after he abstained from sex for a few days, the surging Yang Qi started to throw off the Yin Yang Balance in his dantian universe and his constellation meridians.

Because of the overflowing yang, his sexual desire rose. Now, he felt like he could die if he couldn't have sex today.

Several minutes later, the rabbit woman came.

"What's wrong, Miaomiao?"

Miaomiao facepalmed in shame. He took off his clothes and showed her his need.

Zhao Yun didn't utter a word. Her face blushed as she understood his intention. She also took off her clothes and embraced him.

Miaomiao stopped time with his wristwatch.

…

For several hours, Zhao Yun exchanged her basic Yin Yang energy with Miaomiao. Although she got more yang than she gave her yin, she was exhausted as if Miaomiao had copulated with her for 1,000 years.

Zhao Yun lay on the air bed that Miaomiao had created with his power. She gazed at him, who had returned to the console seat.

"What happened to you, Miaomiao? You were wilder than usual today."

Wilder was an understatement. In reality, Zhao Yun's belly almost burst because of his overflowing semen.

"Nothing. I just thought of your Vermillion Bird's bloodline that mixed with the Chaos Demon God's bloodline. I was thinking – If I were to reabsorb your bloodline again, could my Chaos Seraphim Bloodline change?"

Zhao Yun was surprised, "Why do you want to change your bloodline? Chaos Seraphim is a tier higher than Chaos Demon Gods, right?"

Miaomiao sighed and pointed at his groin, "I stopped having sex for a couple days, and this THING almost exploded because it wanted more Yin."

"So now, you're having trouble with Yang instead of Yin?"

"Something like that. I think my Yang is too high for some reasons."

Zhao Yun glanced at Miaomiao's grey wing. She pointed at it.

"Maybe, you're evolving and you need more Yin than usual. One of your wings is turning white."

"Huh?"

Miaomiao turned around and stared at his wings. Then, he noticed that the color was different.

Moreover, the grey wing contained unstable and rampaging Yang Providence Law while the black wing was more tamed. As a result, Yang Providence Law was damaging his body and dantian instead of helping him.

As Miaomiao stared at the grey wing, he noticed that several white feathers slowly absorbed rampaging Yang Providence Law from the grey feathers to tame them.

However, a feather could only hold as much as a galactic stellar star worth of energy. By absorbing so much Providence Law, the energy overflowed. To make things worse, these white feathers automatically transferred the excess Yang Providence Law into his dantian, causing his dantian to be imbalanced.

Now that Miaomiao noticed the cause of his sickness, he knew how to handle it.

"I guess a healthy sex life is in order," Miaomiao facepalmed.

Zhao Yun widely smiled. She patted her belly and digested all semen inside her, converting it into Yang-Type Providence Qi. Her dantian universe expanded, but she was a stellar constellation immortal with a pseudo-sage physique.

Just like that, her bloated belly became flat again. She was ready for another marathon session. She didn't even care if Miaomiao would stop time or trap her inside his dantian universe to ravish her for eternity.

"Then, can I have some more of those… healthy sex?"

"…"

Miaomiao sighed, but he strapped Zhao Yun and himself together. Then, he let the rabbit girl sit on him.

Strangely, Miaomiao could calmly meditate and cultivate while the horny rabbit was moving her hips up and down, milking him like a machine. The two ignored the two faceless demon goddesses, who didn't seem to be disgusted by their activities.

But while they were doing it, Zhao Yun accidentally flipped a broadcasting switch.

…

In the sky of the Chaos Realm's plane, a widescreen showed the hot scene of a refined rabbit woman riding on an angel with a black and a grey wing.

Zhao Yun on the screen lewdly smiled and skillfully moved her hips like a grandmaster. She managed to force Miaomiao to inseminate her every three to five minutes.

Joshua looked up and dropped his jaw. He was on the verge of tears.

'I was kidding when I was praying for the good old days. But wow! My prayers are actually answered! Praise Jesus… No, praise me!'

Joshua laughed and knelt. He kowtowed to the sex broadcast in the sky while Metatron, Uriel, and other archangels stared at him with a deep frown.

"What's wrong with Joshua?"